[角色] [Glee 2] Brittany's Best 15 Quotes

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回味一下 Brittany 在 Glee 第二季中的一些經典對白
回頭看起來，我還是比較喜歡以前還是 Cheerio 傻傻天外飛來一筆的 Brit..

網誌有圖板 http://www.wretch.cc/blog/cuteone/18924798

Enjoy!


#1 ( Episode 203- Grilled Cheesus)

I did a book report on heart attacks if you want to give it to the doctor.
It got knocked down an entire letter grade cuz it was written in crayon.


#2  (Episode 201-  Audition)

People thought I went on vacation but actually I spent the summer lost
in the sewers.


#3 (Episode 210- A Very Glee Christmas)

I don’t understand the difference between an elf and a slave.


#4 (Episode 202- Britney/Brittany)

I don't brush my teeth, I just rinse with soda after I eat.
I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist.


#5  (Episode 210- A Very Glee Christmas)

Last year I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation and an entire
family of mice started living in it.
Their Christmas gift to each other was rabies.


#6 (Episode 219- Rumours)

You know, just because we’re doing this interview, it doesn’t mean
I’m still not mad at you, cuz I know you started smoking again.


#7  (Episode 202- Britney/Brittany)

This room looks like the one on that spaceship where I got probed.


#8  (Episode 210- A Very Glee Christmas)

Remember: Even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.


#9  (Episode 207- The Substitute)

Mr. Schue taught me the second half of the alphabet.
I stopped after ‘M’ and ‘N.’ I felt they were too similar and
got frustrated.


#10  (Episode 213- Comeback)

My uncle lost his job and his goat was going hungry, so I spent it
on food for the goat. I mean, sort of. The goat just ate the money.


#11 (Episode 202- Britney/Brittany)

Please don't pull all my teeth. When I smile I'll look like an adult
baby with boobs.


#12 (Episode 210- A Very Glee Christmas)

I'm bringing a gift for the homeless kids. It's a dollhouse.
At least their dolls won't be homeless.


#13 (Episode 211-The Sue Sylvester Shuffle)

Quinn: “I’m torn."
Santana: “Well I’m not."
Brittany: “I’m Brittany."


#14 (Episode 215- Sexy)

Three days ago a stork built its nest on top of my garage.
I’m not stupid, it’s obviously getting ready to bring me my baby.
I know where babies come from.


#15 (Episode 216- Original Song)

Will: "Just think about it. What is your favorite song of all time?"
Brittany: "My Headband"


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推 USD1069:最喜歡傻布了!!
→ ls2:傻布這季尾聲變得好聰明我不知道該高興還是難過 lol
→ s12345:催眠自己這是假象這是假象這是假象
推 rodison:S1第14集:u konw dolphins are actually gay sharks?
→ rodison:這一句我聽到真是笑到快噴飯了XD
推 skoolooks:樓上那句真的是XDDD 我就是從那句開始喜歡傻布XDDD
推 cat72800:從那句開始喜歡傻布+1
推 gn02174082:#13讓我笑超久XDDDDD
推 USD1069:不過真的他S2的尾聲眼神都變得不渙散了xD  好想醒了一樣
推 dagosun:I'm Brittany 我看的時候重播好幾次  笑翻了!!!
→ coronet:她是從哪一集開始會天外飛來一筆? 海豚是Gay鯊那一句嗎?
推 lis231:她舉手問Mr.Schu Jesse是不是他兒子也很好笑
推 lis231:           Shue
推 zixflower:第二季DVD幕後花絮 傻布有說上面那句是她自己想出來的XD
推 countrysong:我記得有花絮說 HeMo都是沒台詞的 直到第一季不知哪一
→ countrysong:集, 對台詞有反應 露出笨笨的表情 所以RM就說: HeMo
→ countrysong:從今天開始, 你就是我們的stupid girl (有強者知道是
→ countrysong:哪一集的哪一個表情嗎? 我實在找不到)
推 adoy:好像是107 sue跟puck還有Brit講話時 Sue提到Brit是荷蘭裔哪裡
→ adoy:不過那一閃而過的表情 我個人不怎麼覺得驚艷 所以我不太確定
→ adoy:我有沒有記錯～畢竟那個訪問我是很久之前看到的
→ s12345:Brittany的臉書還蠻好笑的XDD