作者ddlnm (小D)
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標題Re: [爆卦] 太惡劣了～在捷運上欺負老人
時間Mon Jun 13 23:54:43 2011
為了要國際化 英文的來了!
附上中英文對照版
: 女：你現在媽的叫什麼B啊？
Woman: What you Mom B ah?
: 女：他馬的這是殘障坐的你是搞不懂是不是啊？
Woman: This is the horse he sat with disabilities do not understand you are
not ah?
: 女：你想怎麼樣啦？
Woman: What do you want now?
: 女：你滾出去啦你啦！
Woman: Do you get out of star attraction you!
: 女：媽的咪呀你叫什麼啊？
Woman: Mom Mia What is your name ah?
: 女：叫什麼狗東西呀你？死老頭喔？
Woman: What a dog something he? Oh, the old man die?
: 女：你再講一次！
Woman: Do you repeat that again!
: 女：你沒規矩呀你啦！你這種人媽的沒禮貌沒大沒小啦！
Woman: You do not rule ah you! Rude people like you mom no big or little it!
: 女：怎樣啦你？他媽的你是怎樣啦你？得H1N1啊是不是？弄到你是不是啊？
Woman: How your friends? How do you fuck your friends? Have H1N1 ah is not
it? You is not got ah?
: 女：我腳痠嘛他媽的坐這位子就是給人家坐的你是想怎樣啦？
Woman: Well fuck my feet were sore to sit the child is to give people what
you want to sit on you?
: 女：想坐給你坐啦你他媽的吵屁啦！
Women: want to ride you take friends you fucking noisy fart it!
: 女：想怎樣啦你呀？不要吵了啦！！！
Woman: What friends you want it? Stop fighting it! ! !
: 女：你現在@#@？神經病啦你呀，報警跟你講媽的現在這邊是哪裡呀(？)
Woman: You are @ # @? Neuropathy Rights you, police tell you the mother of
now here is where are you (?)
: 女：媽的你神經病呀你現在是想怎樣啊？
Woman: Mom Yeah, you're ugly you are now trying to do ah?
: 女：@#$來叫警察！
Woman: @ # $ to call the police!
: 女：神經病！
Woman: crazy!
: 女：你就是想要賠錢啦你呀你這種人啦！你在講什麼啦要錢而已啦！你想怎樣啦？
Woman: You're friends you want to lose money yeah you this man! What did you
talk about money in it it! What do you want now?
: 女：神經病啦你！
Woman: You crazy friends!
: 女：你真的有問題耶你！
Woman: Yeah you really have problems you!
: 女：不要那大呼小叫的好不好？
Woman: Do not yelling that good?
: 女：你很無聊耶你！
Woman: You'd be bored man, you!
: 女：你想怎樣啦？你不要吵人坐車好不好？危害公共安全哪你...
Woman: What do you want now? Who do not quarrel car, OK? What you endanger
public safety ..
: 女：你是警察是不是啊？你走開一點你不要騷擾我。
Women: Are you the police are not ah? You go that you do not harass me.
: 女：他媽的你他媽的是怎樣啦？你再那樣一次看看啦你！神經病哪？
Woman: What the fuck you fuck you? You did it once again your friends!
Neuropathy what?
: 女：你想怎樣啦？去路邊大聲講，去跟中華民國總統講，去跟馬英九講，會不會？
: 我教你！
Woman: What do you want now? To curb loud, talk to the ROC president speak,
to talk about Ma Ying-jeou, will not? I'll teach you!
: 女：這麼多人坐在這邊就你一個人每天搭捷運是不是啊？你想來評理是不是啊？
: 叫警察來評理啊！
Woman: so many people who sit here on a day you take the MRT is not ah?
Would you like judge is not ah? Call the police to judge ah!
: 女：你上車在這邊吵人，講一些有得沒有的要人家賠你錢，像話嗎你？你像話嗎你？
Woman: Do you noisy people on the train here, not something to talk about
some of your money to pay people, more like it do you? More like you do you?
: 女：還在說人家罵你怎麼樣的，像話嗎你？上捷運吵人哪你！你想上新聞是不是啊？
Women: still saying how people call you like, more like it do you? What noisy
people on the MRT you! Do you want to be on the news is not ah?
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