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Peter Banning: You're a--you're a complex Freudian hallucination
               having something to do with my mother and I don't
               know why you have wings, but you have very lovely
               legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I
               saying, I don't know who my mother was; I'm an orphan
               and I've never done drugs because I missed the
               sixties, I was an accountant.
Tinkerbell: Guess again.

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Tinkerbell: Eat.
Peter Banning: Eat what? There's nothing here! Gandhi ate more than
               this!
Tinkerbell: If you can't imagine yourself being Peter Pan, you won't
            *be* Peter Pan, so eat up!

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Wendy Darling: So, Peter, you've become a pirate.


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[singing]
Maggie: The stars are all my friends when the nightime ends, so I
        know I'm not alone, when I'm here, on my own. Isn't that a
        wonder? When you're alone, you're not alone, not really
        alone.

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[Encountering Tinkerbell for the first time.]
Peter: Firefly from hell!

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Toodles: Have to fly, have to fight, have to crow, have to save
         Maggie, have to save Jack, Hook is back.
Peter: Who?

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Peter: I remember you being a lot bigger.
Hook: To a ten-year-old I'm Huge.

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[to Hook]
Maggie: You need a mother very very badly!


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Tub: I remember Toodles. He was lost too.
Peter: How could you remember Toodles?
Tub: He was a lost boy. These are his marbles.
Peter: Ha ha ha! He really did lose his marbles, didn't he?
Tub: Yeah, he lost them good!

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Lost Boys: Kill the pirate!
Peter: I am not a pirate! It so happens that I am a lawyer!
Lost Boys: ...Kill the lawyer!

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Captain Hook: I hate, I hate, I HATE Peter Pan!

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Peter: Jack, Maggie, all you have to do is think one happy thought,
       and you'll fly like me.
Maggie: Mommy!
Jack: My dad, Peter Pan.

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Tinkerbell: You know that place between sleep and awake, the place
            where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll
            always love you, Peter Pan. That's where I'll be
            waiting.

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[at the dinner table]
Rufio: Cheesy scab-picking, pimple-squeezing finger bandage! Boiled
       dripping beef fart bubble butt! Hemorrhoidal suck navel!
       Slug-slimed puked-up sack of rat guts and cat vomit. A week-
       old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the
       side!

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Smee: I just had an apostrophe.
Captain Hook: I think you mean an epiphany.
Smee: Lightning just struck my brain.
Captain Hook: That must hurt.