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Kay: I figure the bed's one of those vibratin' numbers, so that
explains all the quarters. Nobody could possibly fancy
pretzel twists that much so I reckon you won some kinda
weird contest. As for the condoms, well, either you got a
yen for cheerleadin' squads or we had the night of all
nights, whatever, there's an explanation. As for the blue
chicken, I need a little help with that one.
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Waitress: Unless that little pastry inside comes with a bicycle
pump and two sisters, there ain't gonna be a farm
animal safe for three counties tonight.