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Dorothy Parker: The sun's gone dim, the moon's turned black; for
                I loved him and he didn't love back.

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Dorothy Parker: I'd kiss you, but I'm not sure it'd come out
                right.

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Robert Benchley: You'd have to wear out a pretty large hole in
                 your pocket to lose me, Mrs. Parker.

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Dorothy Parker: I never liked a man I didn't meet.

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Dorothy Parker: I write doodads because it's a doodad kind of
                town.

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Dorothy Parker: Razors pain you, rivers are damp, acids stain
                you, drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful,
                nooses give, gas smells awful; you might as well
                live.

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Dorothy Parker: Time doth flit; oh shit.

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Dorothy Parker: You don't want to turn into the town drunk,
                Eddie. Not in Manhattan.

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[After being chewed out for missing a magazine deadline.]
Dorothy Parker: Someone else was using the pencil.