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Tracy: What do you want?
Andy Safian: What does everyone want? I want the Red Sox to win
             the World Series.

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Andy: What the fuck do you think I want, Trace? I want half.

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Jed: Bad things happen to good people all the time, Andy, for no
     reason what-so-ever...

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Jed: I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-
     thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded
     citations from seven different medical boards in New England,
     and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone
     goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they
     pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their
     daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't
     suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do
     you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your
     Bible, _Dennis_, and you go to your church, and, with any
     luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking
     for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17,
     and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I
     have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.

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Tracy: Ask God how many shots of bourbon he had before he cut me
       open.