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「花氣薰人欲破禪，心情其實過中年，夜來虎蘭何所似，八節灘頭上水船。」
A: “Good evening, dear all, tonight we are going to bring you an ancient
story from the south tribe in Taiwan. A story about Taiwan, and how the
Taiwan people have been created.”
B: “It must be a very very old tale.”
A: “It is said that the world has been created by 5 people.”
B: “5 people?”
A: “Yes, they are brothers and sisters. At beginning, only an empty island
and deep ocean. No sun and moon, the world was filled with endless dark.
No body knows where were these 5 people from. They drifted in the ocean
for a very long time and came to the island finally.”
B: “That island must be Taiwan.”
A: “But when they arrived, they found nothing on the island, no river, no
rock, no forest or any other animals. And, of course, there is no light.”
B: “So what were they going to do?”
A: “Well. they launched their eldest brother and sister to the sky, and they
became the sun and moon and brought light to the world.”
B: “Wow, that’s fly me to the moon. What about next?”
A: “Then, the younger sister married her brother, and born everything: tree,
animals, rock and river. The most important is that she born the first
generation of Taiwan people.”
B: “Wow...That’s sounds amazing~ but one question. 5 people in the
beginning, one became the sun, one became the moon, and two became couple.
what happened to the last one?”
A: “Well, because everything had been created, he had nothing to do. He felt
very lonely and boring. Therefore he decided to become computers, mouse
and keyboards.”
B: “Computers?”
A: “Yes, and he also predicted that, after thousand years, these computers
will bring Taiwan people to a war.”
B: “Oh, that’s clickclickclick right?”
A: “That's right~!!”
A：「各位晚安，今晚我們要告訴你來自南台灣部落的遠古傳說。一個關於台灣，以及台
灣人如何被創造出來的的故事。」
B：「那一定是一個非常古老的神話。」
A：「傳說中，世界是由五個人開天闢地而來。」
B：「五個人？！
A：「是的，他們是兄弟姊妹。最初只有一個空島和碧藍深海，沒有太陽和月亮，世界只
有無盡的黑暗。沒人知道這五人來自何方，他們就在海上漂流，最後來到這島嶼。」
B：「那個島，一定就是台灣囉。」
A：「但在他們抵達的當下，島上什麼都沒有，沒有河流沒有山岩沒有森林和任何生物，
也沒有光。」
B：「那他們該怎麼辦？」
A：「這個嘛，他們對空發射了他們長兄和大姊，讓兩位成了日和月，為世界帶來光明。」
B：「喔，這就是所謂的，帶我去月球囉。接下來呢？」
A：「然後，剩下的妹妹嫁給了她的另一個哥哥，產下了所有東西，包括樹動物岩石河流
，最重要的是，也生下了台灣人的祖先。」
B：「哇！聽起來很神奇。但我有問題，最初五個人，一個成為太陽，一個化身月亮，兩
個結婚成雙，剩下的那一位呢？」
A：「喔，因為他的兄姊們為世界創造了所有的東西，剩他一個沒事可做寂寞空虛覺得冷
，於是，他變身成電腦、鍵盤和滑鼠。」
B：「電腦？！」
A：「是的，他還預言，千年過後，這些電腦將帶領台灣人參加一場聖戰。」
B：「啊！那戰爭，指的就是點點點對吧！」
A：「沒錯！」
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