(梁 and 祝 have reached NTU)
OS:It is said that when 梁山伯 and 祝英台 get to school, all the classmates
are boys. 祝英台 disguised herself as a man,and in appearance she still
looks like a little girl. Hence, many boring classmates treated her as
a toy, and the main leader is 馬文才.
(In the school,during break)
祝英台:梁兄, how about go eating lunch together
梁山伯:Of course, you can think first what will we eat then.
(馬文才 suddenly bumped into 祝英台 with his guy from back)
祝英台:Ouch! Don't you have eyes?
馬文才:Do you want to fight? Come on.... Or you want to call your mother?
Guy:Ya! Ya! You are like a chicken girl ambiguously.I can easily KO
you in seconds.
祝英台:You......
梁山伯:Don't push us too much! We're all all classmates!
馬文才:None of your business!(push 梁山伯)
梁山伯:I've used up my patience.
馬文才:Come on! Come! Come! You want to help the girl ah!
梁山伯:I'll kick your ass hole.
(梁山伯 rushs to fight with 馬文才, and the bell rings at that time)
Teacher:Sit!Be quiet! Well, good afternoon. Have you all memorize your article?
We'll have a little examination today.Don't worry, and it'll be very
easy!
Classmate:Oh~~~~~~~~~No!No! Spare us, handsome teacher.
Teacher:OK,close your book and get it away. Take out your pen and text paper.
Now,let's start to write "A Tale of Two Cities" by your memory.
(The teacher is sleeping during the exam)
祝英台:Ch~~~~~~~! It's so hard that I can't solve any question on it.
梁山伯:Wait! I'll write the answer down and pass it to you.
(While 梁山伯 is going to pass the paperlet to 祝英台, 馬文才
discover it, he by the way throws away his waste paper toward the Teacher.When the Teacher
is awaking,he sees they are cheating.)
Teacher:You!What are you doing!Take it right here now!
(梁山伯 and 祝英台 are shocked, and 梁山伯 turns his head and stares at 馬文才.
He gives 梁山伯 a dunky face in return while the teacher spreads out the
paperlet to watch.)
Teacher:How dare could you cheat in my class. Since I have been a teacher,
There are no one ever doing so.
祝英台:Sorry, it's all my fault. Please don't punish 梁山伯.
梁山伯:One should pay for what he've done. If you deem it reasonable,
just give us a reasonable punishment.
Teacher:Well, it seems that your friendship is quite firm. I'll let your
dreams come true.
(梁山伯 and 祝英台 together kneel down under the sunwith their backpack on their
head.)
祝英台:Forgive me,Brother Liang,to make you so.
梁山伯:Don't say so, 祝. I get fault as well. If without that fucking damn
shit 馬, we wouldn't have been punished.
祝英台:That's right!I really cannot endure his often fooling me around.
梁山伯:He thinks his family has power and money and therefore he can do
what he likes to do. I hate that person very much.
祝英台:Oh~~~~~!!So hot! I can't hold on...
梁山伯:Are you ok?
祝英台:I......
(祝英台 faints)
梁山伯:Wake up! Wake! 英台! What's going on? 英台!
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