精華區beta Horti-90 關於我們 聯絡資訊
OS:梁山伯 suddenly found that 英台 is a woman. He still could not believe that it is true. 英台:梁兄. thanks for your help. I would die without you last time. 梁山伯:Don't mention that. I.....I... 祝英台:What's wrong? 梁山伯:Mn...Yup..I..I wanna ask you one thing. 祝英台:Ask! 梁山伯:Well....that is......Yap.....on that day,you fainted and knew nothing. 祝英台:Yes,and then? 梁山伯:I was cooling you down. 祝英台:Then? 梁山伯:OH!!!!NO~~~~~~~ 祝英台:Mn? 梁山伯:NO~~~NO~~~NO~~~~ 祝英台:Come on! 梁山伯:Yup, why do you have a bra(great speed) 祝英台:(surprised)What?I can't see it! 梁山伯:................... 祝英台:OK!It seems that you've got everything! 梁山伯:Yes...I... 祝英台:Well. I am a woman in faith. Forgive me lying to you. (quietness for a while,suddenly MIB comes in for 英台) MIB:Are a 祝英台? 祝英台:Yes, I am. MIB:Your parents order you to go home quickly and here is the mechanical-horse special for you.Ride it on. 祝英台:Are they sick? MIB:Your father and mom made a marriage contract for you and you have to prepare everything as soon as possible. 英台:Marriage....No, I don't wanna go. Help me! 山伯! MIB:You have no choices. Everybody, catch her! (Everybody catch 英台 and leave.) 梁山伯:英台...... (英台 has gone...) -- ~~~~ § §~~~~ 轉錄前請先詢問!!! -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.112.242.111 ※ 編輯: hus 來自: 140.112.242.111 (05/18 15:33)