※ 引述《hus (何必在乎我是誰)》之銘言：
旁白:When 英台 was taken home, her parents decide to let her
marry to 馬文才. 英台 made try her best to stop this.
So, she tries her best to make connection with 梁山伯.
On this day, 英台's parents are talking about the marriage with
馬文才.
馬文才:I think it's alright. I will prepare for the marriage.
祝雙親:Of course. Of course. It all depends on you.
旁白:Suddenly... 梁山伯 was coming and took lots of presents.
奴才:Here comes 梁山伯.
梁山伯:Hi!!! Uncle and aunt. You are both looking so young. I can't
believe you are 英台's parents....
祝雙親:Stop!
祝父:So.....What do you want to say?
梁山伯:Actually.......英台 and I love each other deeply....
I want to get together with her forever.
so..... so.......
馬文才:Yow....What a son of bitch like you want to marry 英台?
Who do you think you are? Look! What's this ah? Your
father me never put it in my eye.
梁山伯:But.....but...... In the windy and stormy night.....
英台 and I.......(Action...)
馬文才:What!!!
祝母:Stop it....(Shake head....) At this special moment.....,
I finally have to tell you the truth....The night.....
The one..... The only 2 minutes......
Oh....damn.... Even my old husband is powerful than you.
梁山伯:Oh my god!!!! My....my first time gave the old, ugly woman?
Bull shit...But....that's not important.
I love her more than I can say.
祝母:No way.... It shouldn't have happened! Just leave! No more words.
梁山伯:Please.....(After 跪ing 30 minutes)
祝父:Fuck you the coachroach! Eighteen Copperman.....
Kill it!
(Eighteen Copperman打梁....)
梁山伯:o胡~~~我還未敗呀!
(Eighteen Copperman打了一頓以後，把梁山伯拖走)
馬:Ha Ha Ha..... Useless guy.
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