推 nozomi21wt:舅母魂??????!!!!!!!!!! 01/22 00:11
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鏡報整理出阿舅語錄之十大經典
＊ 談西漢姆缺乏聯賽成就
"Even when they had Moore, Hurst and Peters, West Ham's average finish was
about 17th. It just shows how crap the other 8 of us were"
即使有Moore,Hurst,Peters 西漢姆還是排在聯賽第十七
這也證明其他八個人有多爛
＊ 談西漢姆的壞小孩John Hartson
"Hartson's got more previous than Jack the Ripper!"
Hartson比開膛手傑克更猛
＊ 談西漢姆的Dani
"My missus fancies him. Even I don't know whether to play him or f*ck him."
我老婆很迷戀他 我不知道我要讓他比賽還是OOXX他
＊ 談球員的影片
"I tape over most of the player videos with Corrie or Neighbours. Most of
them are crap. They can f***ing make anyone look good. I signed Marco Boogers
off a video. He was a good player but a nutter. They didn't show that on the
video."
我看了Corrie, Neighbours剪的影片 大部分都是垃圾
他們能讓任何的球員看起來很強
我看影片簽下了Marco Boogers 他是好球員但是也是個瘋子 他們沒有把這段放在影片上
＊ 談西漢姆的UEFA Cup的資格賽
"Where are we in relation to Europe? Not far from Dover"
我們和歐洲賽場的關係？ 至少不像Dover一樣遠
＊ 談戰術
"I sorted out the team formation last night lying in bed with the wife. When
your husband's as ugly as me, you'd only want to talk football in bed"
昨晚我和我老婆躺在床上排好了陣型
你的丈夫和我一樣醜的話在床上你只會想和他談足球
＊ 舅母又來了
"I got a fantastic reception from the crowd here at Upton Park - and why
shouldn't I? Now I'm looking forward to getting one off the wife. Reception I
mean. I'm too old for all that kind of stuff."
我從Upton Park的觀眾席得到了非常棒的回應
現在我期待能從我老婆那得到同樣的回應
我已經老到不適合那些廢話了
＊ 談在訓練場上Alvin Martin和Matthew Rush的衝突
"I've seen better fights at a wedding."
我在結婚紀念日已經看過了更好的一架
＊ 談足壇文化的改變
"With the foreigners it's more difficult. Most of them don't even bother with
the golf, they don't want to go racing. They don't even drink."
和外國球員就更難了
他們大部分不煩惱高爾夫球,他們不想去看賽馬,他們甚至不喝酒
＊ 談西漢姆的前鋒Samassi Abou
阿舅曾經說Abou的英文不太好
但是另外一次在他回到科特狄瓦之後傳來的他食物中毒的消息
"[Abou] went home to the Ivory Coast and got a bit of food poisoning. He must
have eaten a dodgy missionary or something."
他回到科特狄瓦之後食物中毒了 他一定是吃了油嘴滑舌的傳教士之類的東西
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