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感激網友yoli的翻譯
Name
Z:Dino
B:Gianluigi
How do your fans/tifosi call you?
B:Ciccio or Gigi
Z:San Dino as well
Age
Z:60
B:24
Marital status?
Z:married
B:single
How much did Juve pay for you?
Z:150 millions
B:100 billions
What other jobs have you done?
Z:2 years of a motorist
B: Tried to be a diligent student
Your dream team when you were a child?
Z:La Juventus
B:Il Genoa of Bagnoli
Last accident happened to you?
Z:1973
B: June 2000
Where is the football the most beautiful?
Z:In England
B:In Spain
Qualification obtained?
Z: 2 years of practice after 3 years of professional education
B: Accounting
What other sports are you occupied with?
Z:Tennis, swimming, golf
B:Tennis, swimming, bowling
Favourite city?
Z:Naples
B:Paris
Favourite stadium?
B&Z:San Siro
Slippers or boxers?
Z:Boxers
B:Slippers
Straight or roundabout?
Z: Something in the middle
B: Depends on a moment and a wish
Blondes or brunettes?
Z:Ginger
B:Brunettes
Outside or inside?
Z:outside
B:Who? Me or she? Or he?
Are you romantic?
B:Yes
Z:Quite
Does football influence sex efficiency?
Z:In positive way
B:No
Better fail in a bed or in the pitch?
B: Depends on a moment
Z: Better that you don’t do it
Others say that you’re a good goalkeeper, why?
Z: Because I was complete, reliable, had some good qualities
B: I’m the person confident in myself
The person you hate the most?
Z:Paolino Pulici
B:Vieri
Favourite song?
B:Su di noi (Pupo)
Z: The general behind the hill
How many foreigners should be in a team?
Z:maximum 5
B:5
If I say bomba, what do you think about?
Z:About atomic
B:Mosca (a journalist)
A journalist who understands calcio?
Z:There are a lot of
B:Mughini
To speak about calcio you should play it
Z:No, although it helps
B:By playing it at a certain level you can judge it better
The 1st time you made love?
Z:Centuries ago, at 18 I think
B:Probably 15
The last?
Z:Several days ago
B:A week ago
Your worst quality?
Z:Rather reserved
B:Now I’m not that light-hearted/carefree like before
Future of “parare”? (grammatical question)
Z:I don’t know
B:
Who made you great?
B:my family
Z:mother nature, parents, Bearzot
Ever simulated?
B&Z:No
And in sex?
Z:Neither
B: Yes, sometimes, you can shout a little to play the fool
Why haven’t Italy won the World Cup?
Z:Because cried too much
B:Because we’ve missed many goals
Sing the anthem in the World Cup final
B:sings
Z:I sang it to myself
Do you approve of women arbiters?
Z:I’m for equality of rights
B:Yes because I believe that a tifoso could behave
If not Juve, than?
Z:Napoli
B:Barcelona
The person you respect the most?
Z:Bearzot
B:Mandela
What defence do you prefer – zone or personal (with the ultimate defender)?
Z: Zone
B: As a goalkeeper I’d like to have a good ultimate defender
La domenica sportiva or controcampo (italian sport-calcio shows)?
B:Controcampo
Z:Little of both
Serious failure or sending off the field?
Z: Serious failure
B: Sending off
Leader or in herd?
Z: Leader
B: Something in the middle
Maradona or pele?
Z:Both
B:Maradona
Canalis or Corna (italian models and tv-presenters)?
B:Corna
Z:Romi Schneider
Are there arbiters bribed?
Z:No, I don’t believe that
B:There are arbiters tifosi
And players?
B:Don’t believe this one either
Z:No
The worst of italian calcio
Z:More form than essence
B:There is little italian
If you’re not shy name 3 names
Z:I’m shy
B:Buffon, Vieri and some other who’ll take it
Who’ll save it?
B:We’ll save it
Z:Calcio will save it by itself
A serie A team that is the most powerful?
Z:The one that has won more
B:The one that takes more vitamines
The most unlucky?
Z: Torino
B: There is one, but… which is really unlucky
The one that arbiters help the most?
Z:They help all a bit
B:I have to think about it better
Is there conspiracy of grand clubs?
B:Probably yes
Z:No, I don’t believe that much
Juve is proteced?
Z:I don’t think so
B:From who? From the goalkeeper protected?
Scream
Z: No
B: Ahoooo
Sing
Z:Neanche
B:Iaiuuuu
Make a brutal face
B:
Z:Un sorriso, k ne faccio pochi
D’you believe in god?
B&Z:Yes
Ever sweared?
Z: Every time, yes
B: Yes
Who is Luciano Moggi?
Z: an excellent executive
B: the king of transfers’ market
Did you pass through military service?
Z: Yes
B: No, because I passed through civil
Your weakness as a player?
Z: I was rather complete
B: When I’m too much in game
And in bed?
Z: Obviously a lot
B: That I fall asleep too soon
What car do you own?
B: Porsche cabrio
Z: Bmw
Why do women prefer footballers?
Z: Because they’re a bit actors
B: They are in good physical form, they’re famous and have money
Can you get your nose with your tongue?
B:
Z: No
Cross your eyes
B:
Z: No
The worst thing happened to you?
Z: The loss of the friends and parents
B: I choked with mozzarella
Have you ever taken them?
B: No
Z: Possibly yes when I was a child
Have you ever given them?
B: No
Z: When I was a child a few times
Pose for a photo… one, two, three
Are you afraid of death?
Z: Yes and no
B: Depends who dies
The last thing that you learned to do?
Z: A lot of things, stop reading a newspaper
B: To play super mario land at game boy
Ever did it with a man?
B&Z: No
Ever had the idea?
B&Z: No
Ever played at totocalcio?
Z: A little
B: Yes
Ever won?
B: 1 time
Z: Never
If a goal is orgasm, then an autogoal is…?
B: Premature euaculation
Z: Disappointment
Who’s got the longest in your company?
Z: We haven’t measured?
B: Legendary Tino Asprilla… something that was very beautiful to see
Are italian footballers moaners?
B: No
Z: Sometimes it helps
Your fobia?
Z: I don’t have one
B: To die suffocated
A frase in your dialect?
Z: Such good weather
B:
The strangest joy (after goal, win)
Z: A kiss to Bearzot
B: On the posters
The ugliest face you can make?
B:
Z: It’s rather ugly already
Public opinion about you?
B: He’s crazy
Z: Talks little
Your room-mate?
B: Chimenti
Z: The soul of Scirea
The most important thing in your life?
B: Job, family
Z: Family, son
Who’ll win scudetto?
Z: I don’t know
B: We periodically
Name it?
Z: No
B: If to compute chances it should be Inter
Was the World Cup falsified?
B: It wasn’t even the World Cup?
Z: I’d say no, there were some cases with home countries’ teams
Who is Byron Moreno?
B: An arbitre if i’m not mistaken
Z: An arbitre, he did his job, not that badly as they say
If you meet him what would you say to him?
B: It was our fault, but it was yours as well
Z: You should’ve been more attentive
Do you celebrate the goal?
Z: I didn’t celebrate it even when I was in the pitch
B: ??
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