精華區beta KS94-312 關於我們 聯絡資訊
有一天小明跟朋友打牌,有張牌不小心掉進湖裡。此時女神出現了 女神:「你掉的是這張紅中,還是這張白板?」 小明:「都不是,我掉的是青發。快還我吧大嬸,我缺那張牌就自摸了」 女神:「............」 「你真是誠實的好孩子,紅中跟白板都送你吧」 於是小明就相公了。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.227.130.6
A1101166:..................................................... 02/05 23:45
warewolf:幹我笑點好低 02/05 23:45
asc5543:可是我笑了XD 02/05 23:45
HYSKOA:幹 我也笑了 02/05 23:46
geffen1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/05 23:46
iamkingking:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/05 23:47
iamkingking:這超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/05 23:48
aa4life:幹 好笑XD 02/05 23:48
Axian0425:推................ 02/05 23:48
iamkingking:有爆的淺力XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/05 23:49
asc5543:補推 02/05 23:49
kentwu:超爆笑的!!! 02/05 23:49
heeha:幹...我笑了 02/05 23:50
blacksheep:推XDDD 02/05 23:50
youwin0125:似乎聽過 02/05 23:50
paranoia5201:幹我笑了,昨天才打完麻將... 02/05 23:50
mizunashi:笑了XD 02/05 23:51
strauncl: 小明叫女神"大嬸"是他的敗筆 02/05 23:51
paranoia5201:轉錄至看板 MJ 02/05 23:51
auchen:哈哈XDDD 02/05 23:52
BDZ:幹爆笑!XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/05 23:52
alei0122:聽過但又忍不住嘴角 笑了... 02/05 23:52
hrs113355:XDD 02/05 23:53
ccf52wang40:幫推 02/05 23:54
MissPinky:XDDDDDDD 02/05 23:54
assholeage:[認真]為什麼掉了一張,差一張青發就自摸了? 02/05 23:55
sarcasm:你害我鍵盤上有飲料XD 02/05 23:55
wu9662:干是單調青發!! 02/05 23:56
A1101166:青發當將,或是聽對對 02/05 23:56
doordie25:挺好笑的,哪個白癡打牌打到牌會掉湖裡? 02/05 23:56
rexdog:哈哈哈 好笑! 02/05 23:56
A1101166:另外.....重點是另一個 『掉下去的牌不能胡』 02/05 23:57
jonomore:哈哈 02/05 23:57
assholeage:掉一張→15張 補一張青發→16張=自摸!? 02/05 23:58
uramf:XDDD 02/05 23:58
A1101166:他摸牌的時候17張, 02/05 23:59
KILLERHAO:我的嘴角..... 02/06 00:01
eggimage:不會打麻將不懂orz 02/06 00:01
eric97979:XDDDDDD 02/06 00:01
estupid:..... 02/06 00:02
pp1877:好像很好笑ˊˋ...可是不會打麻將... 02/06 00:02
A1101166:玩16張麻將,只要摸牌時 牌數大於17張 就是大相公 不能胡 02/06 00:04
adst513:好耿直得一推在推 02/06 00:05
sword10723:我笑了xd 02/06 00:05
Elberethin:XDDDDDDDD 02/06 00:05
j022015:XDDDDDDDDD 02/06 00:06
mylife001:我今天看多啦A夢~剛好在做這個!!!!!!!!! 好好笑!!! 02/06 00:06
aditionality:都拿來開槓不就得了... 02/06 00:06
VV11:XDDDDDDD 02/06 00:08
asc5543:開槓要補,還是相公 02/06 00:09
ccjjea:我笑了XDDD 02/06 00:10
PuNkChild:XDDDD 系列文要出現了嗎? 02/06 00:11
A1101166:17-1+2=18-4+1-4+1-1=11 摸牌時候12張 相公 02/06 00:12
vincent120:幹這好笑 02/06 00:12
dajon:笑了XD 02/06 00:12
kevin3559:幹 優秀 02/06 00:17
h12258:XDD 02/06 00:17
jeff509:我笑了....差點噴口水說XD 02/06 00:18
hjmb0530:推~~~~ XDD 02/06 00:18
nemomonkey:讚啦!! 02/06 00:18
GSXOIL:幹 清流阿 02/06 00:18
deathjack:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 00:19
heacoun:我覺得大嬸不是敗筆,反而是畫龍點睛。 02/06 00:19
tbitwjay:XD good 02/06 00:19
magicsonic:相公! 02/06 00:20
abiglp:他們在哪裡打牌,牌會掉進湖裡... 02/06 00:21
A1101166:阿不就湖邊............................ 02/06 00:21
conono:千賭湖 02/06 00:22
A1101166:樓上GJ 02/06 00:22
stinky4444:XDD 02/06 00:23
hsu1209:我就是張寶成 02/06 00:23
teddy7166:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 00:23
l1l1l1l1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 00:24
sportsyzm:XDDDDD 02/06 00:26
tihs1268:摸牌掉進湖裡不就不算了嗎... 02/06 00:26
awpex127:摳連 02/06 00:27
KaedeFuyou:哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 00:29
pikachu0502:難得有笑 02/06 00:31
chengtingXD:XDDDDDDDDD 02/06 00:31
gengar6307:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 00:32
lightya:哈哈哈哈...(為了打4個哈..我打了1分鐘) 02/06 00:35
tmaker0131:胡了 國士無雙 02/06 00:37
sarcasm:爆吧XD 02/06 00:37
howhowyaya:好球 02/06 00:37
shuterlo:[超幹]湖底放槍 02/06 00:37
Bickmiya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 00:40
sky19820930:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 00:44
g19413:哈哈哈哈XDDD 02/06 00:45
fish06:XDDDD 02/06 00:45
bmoka:爆吧爆吧 02/06 00:47
mosun13:清流呀!! 02/06 00:49
despair78214:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 00:50
iboxdoll:哈哈哈哈~~~XDDY 02/06 00:51
iboxdoll:不管怎樣都相公吧@@? 02/06 00:52
mizunashi:如果是掉到海裡 然後撿起來胡了 算海底撈月嗎.... 02/06 00:53
vistabravo: 02/06 00:54
pobomin:XD 02/06 00:57
handsomest:相公別這樣,夫人會看到 02/06 01:01
KILLERHAO:這面快要只剩你了~XD 02/06 01:02
oplk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 01:02
abc85109:哈哈~大相公~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 02/06 01:02
loveliver:可以槓 02/06 01:07
princessmake:XD 02/06 01:11
jasontbb:蘇胡啦!!! 02/06 01:11
ritaatirrita:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 01:14
melody7812:蠻好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 01:15
naoki1969:笑點很低 XD 02/06 01:20
ilyvonne:很不錯XDD 沒想到金斧銀斧還擠得出新笑點XDD 02/06 01:20
evilpoa:還不錯 02/06 01:20
flytok:XD! 02/06 01:22
LifeDream:XDDDD 02/06 01:24
william110:... 02/06 01:25
victorshu:XDD 02/06 01:29
cjw0406:應該是摸牌的時候掉下水 摸到青發 02/06 01:33
rex0526:XDDDDDD 02/06 01:33
frankalex15:幹你媽的好好笑XDDD 02/06 01:34
kitess:還挺好笑的~~快推爆她吧~~ 02/06 01:36
dementia:快爆了 02/06 01:38
nadoka:報吧XDDDDDDD 02/06 01:44
afooque:幫爆 02/06 01:49
xhank76:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 01:49
ckbaboon:不會打麻將幫爆!! 02/06 01:50
andygenisu:完了 女神之亂來了 XDD 02/06 02:00
qwanter:XDDDDDDDDD大推 02/06 02:03
sdtt:淦!我歸團了! 操! 02/06 02:07
Gscout:XDDD 超北七 02/06 02:12
johnny716:掉牌就不算自摸啦XD 02/06 02:12
relieved:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 02:15
a31670323:XD 02/06 02:26
james41015:幹 超好笑 02/06 02:28
chenchungwen:哈哈哈 這個好 02/06 02:33
jcsbmwxyha:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 02:58
klasjopis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 03:36
Incompleteu:0.0 02/06 03:57
shiningboy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 05:36
shiningboy:轉錄至看板 KUAS_ME94A 02/06 05:37
kc1345:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 06:37
newbrian2007:幹你媽的笑死我了 02/06 07:20
aova:幹 好好笑 我笑到流眼淚XDDDDDDD 02/06 07:52
danny0210:XD 02/06 07:58
YoungDiaw:相公可以做啥 02/06 08:33
Kenny1206:相公是多牌or少牌... 或著自摸還混入手上的牌... 02/06 08:38
Kenny1206:犯規的意思XD 02/06 08:39
ShinMuSou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 08:49
s10027162:XD 02/06 09:07
kgbf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 09:10
robin8013:誰會在水上打牌....那小明其實是羅蘭度是吧? 02/06 09:27
Maffia:十八羅漢 就是十八番囉 XDDDDDDDD 02/06 09:41
Yie:不知道為什麼,但是我笑了。 02/06 09:46
medama:友好孝道XD 02/06 10:01
youre:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 10:07
bryant780113:有北濫倒 02/06 10:39
hate56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 10:46
a880338:XDDD 02/06 10:50
LucAngel:於是小明就相公了 XD 02/06 10:50
LucasChen:XDDDDD 02/06 10:50
eagle1234:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 10:57
kramnik:nice ~.~ 02/06 11:06
WaSiTiman:科 02/06 11:34
Dhunter:XDXDXDXD太好笑了~XD 02/06 11:36
dnkofe:XDDDDD 02/06 11:44
xdbutterfly:不推不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 11:46
crueangel:這太好笑了啊~~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 11:53
ppalan:好好笑...XDDDDD 02/06 12:05
dindon66:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 12:14
akirk0823:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 12:18
lammin:湖中的女神胡不了 02/06 12:22
eapcy:我也笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 12:26
tonyshao5236:借轉XD 02/06 12:27
tonyshao5236:轉錄至看板 NDHU-His100 02/06 12:27
penolove:跛不賴 02/06 12:40
king32111:火影版看過囉 02/06 13:13
ericcenter:不錯~ 02/06 13:14
florenceenss:XD 02/06 13:14
tom79621:火影版PO這幹麻 02/06 13:19
sux0116:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 13:40
Jackwin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 14:01
ja986rd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 14:27
zodiacxx:wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 02/06 14:31
averangeall:爆了再推 02/06 14:53
sxt56862:幹 笑了 02/06 15:21
wer789789:哈 02/06 15:26
mapleming:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 15:41
GBIO:XD 02/06 16:08
sarsenwen:五告北七 02/06 16:29
cawayigainax:哈哈哈哈 02/06 17:02
Shanki:幹我笑點好低...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 17:31
TaksNo7:正點 02/06 17:36
mic123:哈哈哈哈 02/06 18:00
death0410:幹 室友在睡覺 忍笑到快內傷XDDDD 02/06 18:33
shoot2:我笑了XD 02/06 19:02
cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 20:13
onepeach:還真的被我猜到結局 02/06 20:58
w90127:呵呵 02/06 21:08
hank61204:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 21:23
kc1345:轉錄至看板 HSNU_1066 02/06 21:40
GOOBER:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 22:32
easybaby:XD 02/06 22:35
kiba226:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 22:38
k199180:XDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 22:49
hc5678:XDDDDDD 02/06 23:29
pigstyle:笑了就推 02/06 23:55
ak2001123321:哈哈哈哈哈 02/07 00:40
HellLex:這篇讚 02/07 00:47
kikory:轉錄至某隱形看板 02/07 01:02
peterisid:笑了.. 02/07 01:10
frostfeather:超好笑 02/07 02:20
amozartea:幹為什麼我看這種笑話會笑,,,, 02/07 02:47
ymd730304:哈哈 這太好笑了 02/07 09:33
fallovate:轉錄至看板 Chen_C_H 02/07 13:44
nmbb7691:有笑有推XDXDXD 02/07 14:40
milkstrong:轉錄至看板 KS97-307 02/07 15:09 WEIKUNG:轉錄至看板 KS97-216 02/07 15:34
ilovejay2000:哈哈有笑有推!! 02/07 15:37
e761031:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/07 17:31
aidsai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/07 18:26
kqqr2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/07 19:16
myb:有笑有推 02/07 22:47
jesusmaker:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/07 23:17
MRPA:超好笑的XD~~~~~~~~~~~ 02/08 01:59
GoldExpR:新哥跟羅蘭度打牌時 牌就掉到池子裡 小相公可是還是胡了 02/08 04:06
elfindor:XDXD 02/08 04:27
zz3000:害我噴早餐了啦XDD 02/08 11:52
zerocat:媽的超好笑的!!! 02/08 12:49
wenirror:我狂笑~^0^ 雖然已經推爆了~不過還是要來推一下!!! 02/08 14:34
nancyli:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑 02/08 18:50
Sgenius:轉錄至看板 HSNU_1032 02/08 19:15
nereycsk:看兩次笑兩次不得不推XDDDDD 02/08 21:12
cutemiluku:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/08 21:24
Yihsin0311:XDDDD 02/08 23:44
December19:XDDDD 02/09 10:01
pauosna:過年專用笑話 02/09 11:22
Starwindd:差點以為女神會拿筷子出來 02/09 12:40
guhong:推 02/09 21:46
bill35:太好笑了XD 02/09 22:33
wangyc:XD 02/10 19:04
maneuver:..我大笑了近一分鐘有餘...XDDDDDDD 02/10 22:07
yangkie0806:笑死我了XD 02/11 12:37
momogo628:真的是~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/11 18:30
coolkyo:XD 02/12 04:09
inale:XD 02/12 18:06
JennyQOO:XD 02/12 19:42
gsuper:nice 02/12 21:40
allen0717:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 讚!! 02/15 16:23
minbyminby:XD看推文才笑 02/15 19:10
finalillusio:XDDDDDDDDDDD 這好笑!!!!!!!!!!!y 02/16 16:41
upbed:有後勁!哈哈哈 02/16 18:08
modseventeen:XDDDDD 02/17 03:44
style29:有笑有推 02/17 14:22
littletsang:轉錄至某隱形看板 02/18 10:45
Raist:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我一整個狂笑 XDDDDDD 02/19 17:32
Raist:一看到就笑翻了 XDDDD 好梗 好梗 02/19 17:32
JBmp:XDDDDDDDD 02/19 22:41