推 henry422:reke根wall的比喻太妙了XD 04/05 23:33
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The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: Week 23
http://0rz.tw/c2SKx
I hope you all had a better Easter than the Kings had a week, because it was
another bad one. Ah well, seasons almost over right?
我希望大家這週都能過的比國王好，因為這週的國王實在是步履維艱，
幸好球季也快結束了，不是嗎？
The Good:
1. Tyreke Evans return
Tyreke returned to the Kings from his concussion on Tuesday, which is a nice
sign from the youngster, and in those first two games back, he kept up right
where he left off, with two more almost triple-doubles. It wasn't until
Portland that Tyreke had a bad game, one of the few he's had this season.
His 20-5-5 status remains clouded now, but there have been several points
this season where it did for both rebounds and assists, and both times Tyreke
came back and destroyed those statistics. Now all thats left is points. I
have faith in him to do it, but he doesn't need to do it to affirm my belief
that he is the best young player this Sacramento franchise has ever had. But
it'd be nice. The icing on the cake if you will.
1.reke歸隊
星期二reke擺脫腦震盪的傷勢回到球場上，這對我們的年輕新星而言真是一個好消息，
而reke頭兩場比賽的表現一如傷前一樣耀眼，這兩場比賽他的成績都接近大三元，直到
對上阿拓，reke的表現才失常，打出他這季少有的爛比賽之一，他的平均成績已經達到
20-5-5的里程碑，原本尚未達到目標的是籃板和助攻這兩項數據，但reke都輕鬆地越過
高牆，現在只剩得分需要稍微努力一下，我有信心他能做到，不過他也毋須執著於得分
來證明我的信念，他已經是沙加緬度歷史上最好的新秀球員，但還是希望他能做到，畢
竟這對他來說不過是小菜一碟。
2. Jason Thompson
See Player of the Week
2.小湯
詳見本週最佳球員
3. Andres Nocioni
Noc came back in fine form this past week, playing his usual scrappy defense
and finally finding the range on his long ball (11-17 this week). He was a
big reason why we were able to keep it close with the Cavs for a while, but
unfortunately the team couldn't win a game despite Noc's best efforts this
week.
3.Noci
Noci本週找回他的身手，重現招牌的侵略性防守以及失落已久的長程炮火﹝本週11-17﹞
，對騎士能拼鬥到最後一刻，Noci是重要功臣，可惜球隊沒能獲勝，枉費了Noci的好表
現。
4. Omri Casspi regaining his form
Omri only played twice this week, against Cleveland and Portland, but in both
games he seemingly regained his confidence in himself and was able to provide
solid offense and rebounding. The Kings will have an interesting decision to
make in regards to both Omri and Donté next year on who to start and who to
bring off the bench. I personally think it should be Omri coming off the
bench as the energetic sparkplug, but let's see what transpires this
offseason first.
4.卡卡歸來
卡卡本週只上場兩次，分別是對騎士和阿拓，這兩場比賽卡卡都重拾信心，提供球隊扎
實的進攻和籃板。卡卡和小綠的pk越來越有趣了，究竟下季誰會得到先發小前鋒的寶座
呢？我個人希望卡卡能當從板凳出發當球隊的勁量小子，不過這一切得視休季期間的變
化而定。
5. Beno Udrih
Other than his poor performance in the Minnesota game, Beno has continued to
put up great numbers and play his heart out. On defense, the effort is there
but some guys are just too strong and quick for him to handle (see Miller,
Andre and Flynn, Jonny). It remains to be seen if Beno can keep this type of
production up consistently, but if he can, he can be a part of this teams
future.
5.烏錐
對灰狼的比賽烏錐打的很差，但其他比賽烏錐都無私的奉獻自我並繳出亮眼的數據，烏
錐在防守上的能力有限，有些球員對他而言實在太快或太壯了﹝阿拓的Miller和灰狼的
Flynn﹞超越他防守能力所及之處。烏錐是否能穩定貢獻這樣的成績仍有待觀察，只要
他能保持下去，他就是這支球隊未來重要的力量。
6. Carl Landry
This guy isn't very flashy, doesn't tend to have very many dominant nights,
but he just quietly goes out there and gets around 18 and 7 every night.
Sometimes more, sometimes less, but never very different. He still has
plenty of work to do on his game, and if he can become a competent rebounder,
he can be a very special player.
6.藍錐
藍錐是人不是神，他並沒有辦法有很多主宰比賽的表現，但他每晚總是靜靜地走上球場
貢獻十八分七籃板左右的成績，有時候會多一點，有時候會下滑一些，都不會偏差太多
，藍錐還有許多功課要做，如果藍錐能夠成為一個好的籃板手，那他將會蛻變成一個非
常特別的球員。
The Bad:
1. Spencer Hawes done for the season
Not a good end to a semi-disappointing season for Spencer. I say
semi-disappointing because ever since Rolegate he has been playing well, and
he has had his dominant moments this season when he has shown exactly what
he's been capable of (Memphis, Los Angeles, etc.) I am definitely with
Ziller that it would be foolish to extend him this summer (unless its for a
ridiculously reasonable contract), but I also think that it would be foolish
to talk of trading him this summer. I don't think you can give up on players
that have as much talent as Spencer and are as young. Most big men take
awhile to develop. Spencer has finished his 3rd season, but he'll only be 22
next year. 7-footers with his skillsets don't just grow on trees.
1.阿屁報銷
雖然阿屁這季的表現半好半壞，但這件事對他真不是個好結局，我說半好半壞是因為自
從「角色門」事件後阿屁的表現就一直很不錯，，有幾場比賽他也展現了他的宰制力﹝
例如對灰熊和快艇時﹞。我和Ziller一樣都不贊同球隊在今夏和阿屁延長合約﹝除非阿
屁願意領佛心價﹞；同時我也認為今夏交易阿屁是件蠢事，我不認為放棄阿屁這樣有天
份又年輕的球員是件好事，大多數的長人的成長皆非一蹴可幾，阿屁雖然已經是三年級
生，但他也才22歲，七呎大個的羅馬不是一天造成的。
2. Dominic McGuire done for the season
This is a shame because Dominic had been showing some nice flashes. I
wouldn't be surprised to see the Kings retain him next year. He is a very
good defensive player and like Tyreke, merely needs a serviceable shot. He
definitely belongs in the league.
2.馬怪報銷
這真的很可惜，馬怪才剛開始在球隊嶄露頭角而已，我認為球隊下季還是有馬怪的位置
，他像reke一樣有非常棒的防守能力，但都還需要加強外線能力，他夠格在聯盟討生活。
3. We released the Kraken
Joey Dorsey was waived by the Kings and subsequently signed with the Raptors.
He is a talent in this league, and he was definitely not waived because of
his basketball skill. Still, its a bit disappointing that his attitude and
demeanor got in the way of his potential. I hope this isn't going to be a
career trend with him as it is with so many young players. Best of luck Joey.
3.放棄小魔獸
多西被球隊放棄後隨即被暴龍簽走，多西是名有潛力的球員，很明顯憑他的球技，球隊
不該揮棄他，當然他的態度和舉止讓人有些失望也因而阻擋他的前程，我希望這種案例
不會再次發生在他身上，很多年輕球員都因此而被埋沒，祝好運，多西。
4. FREE THROWS
12 - 20 against Portland and 8 - 15 against Minnesota. We cannot keep
shooting ourselves in the foot with Free throws. We're 29th in the league in
FT%. There is some irony to my argument though. The team that is 30th in
FT% is the Cleveland Cavaliers, the team with the most wins in the NBA.
4.罰球
對阿拓20投12中，對灰狼15投8中。我們的罰球不能再爛下去，我們的罰球命中率高居聯
盟倒數第二名，倒數第二名對我們好像一種諷刺，倒數第一名的是騎士隊，但他們是聯
盟最多勝的球隊...
The Ugly:
1. Getting beat up by the T-Wolves
The Timberwolves were too big and too strong for us, and not having bodies
like Spencer and Sean May really hurt the Kings. Each of the Wolves major
big men (Jefferson, Love, Milicic) had double doubles, while the most
rebounds any one King had was 7 (JT, Carl and Tyreke). The Kings also
couldn't get anything going inside either, as 10 of their shots were blocked.
It was just not a pretty game against an inferior team. It definitely was a
game that showcased our weaknesses and what we need to improve on for next
year.
1.輸給灰狼
灰狼比我們高且壯，而且隊上的主戰長人也不像我們一樣有傷病困擾﹝阿屁和阿妹﹞，
每一位灰狼禁區的主力長人都拿下雙十的成績，而我們單位球員抓最多籃板數只有七個
﹝小湯、藍錐和reke﹞。國王的進攻在對手禁區完全無法順利運轉，吞下十個火鍋，這
場比賽並非證明對方禁區的強大，而是說明了我們的禁區有多麼破爛，這是我們下季首
待改善的目標。
2. A winless week
Most disappointing was another winless week for the Kings, especially when
you take into consideration the strength of our remaining schedule. There is
the fairly good possibility the Kings don't win another game this year. That
would not be the way I want this season to end. But these are the new
scrappy Baby Royals. I won't discount them from any game.
2.零勝週
這週全數吞敗讓人非常失望，特別是本週塞成又是比較輕鬆的一週，有相當大的可能我
們接下來的賽程將不會有任何一場勝利進帳，這實在不是我所期待的，但這就是重建之
痛，我不會因為這樣就看輕他們。
3. The Show's inconsistency (He's consistently inconsistent)
Here's Donté's point and minute per game this week: 3 pts in 27 minutes, 5
points in 18 minutes, 21 points in 30 minutes, and 2 points in 13 minutes.
Consistency needs to be the theme for Donté next year, just as "major
improvement" was the theme this year.
3.小綠沒擋頭
這是本週小綠每場比賽的得分和上場時間：二十七分鐘得三分、十八分鐘得五分、三十
分鐘得二十一分、十三分鐘得兩分。小綠本季有了很大的進步，但下季請保持穩定。
Player of the Week:
Jason Thompson
16.8 PPG, .596 FG%, 9 RPG, 1.3 BPG, 3.3 FPG, 38 MPG
Jason was back in his early season form this week, scoring very efficiently,
rebounding well (except for a bad rebounding game against Portland), playing
solid defense, and best of all, not fouling. He was able to average 38 MPG
with only 3.3 fouls per game, well below his average of 4.5 FP36. If this
kind of improvement can continue next year, JT can be a very valuable player
to this team in the long run. He's still got plenty of potential, and I
think its a nice sign that JT has been playing so effectively as of late at
the Center position. He's the perfect size to be able to play both PF and C
effectively as long as he's able to keep defenses honest and stay in the game
without fouling. Keep up the good work Shock.
本週的小湯找回了上半季的榮耀，得分有效率、籃板保護稱職﹝特別是對阿拓的比賽﹞
、防守穩固，更棒的是沒有犯規纏身的困擾，平均上場三十八分鐘只有三點三次犯規低
於他的每三十六分鐘四點五次犯規的平均數。只要這種進步能持續下去，小湯將會成為
球隊長期計畫中的基石，他還有許多潛能尚待開發，小湯近期在五號位的高效表現是一
個好現象，只要小湯的防守穩定不陷入犯規麻煩，那小湯就會是一個非常有效率的四
、五號位雙挑的球員。保持下去！
Comment of the Week:
本週最佳評論
This was a great week for comments so there are 3 winners. In order of rec's:
恭喜三位得獎者
Oh
We released the Kraken.
by Kfan in Korea on Mar 29, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply 14 recs
唉！我們居然放棄小魔獸。
Please. Maynor breaks the rules of the universe for breakfast
then rebuilds it for lunch and remodels it by dinner. And for fun, he makes a
Lego version for supper. The Universe is his bitch.
by elfboy_ on Apr 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply 5 recs
﹝譯者不知他在指甚麼 請自行意會。﹞
This is how I see it, Pookey
Having a shot at Wall with one of the top picks even though we already have
Tyreke on our team is like having a shot at acquiring a second wang. Now, you
may think to yourself "I’m very excited about my current wang, it’s served
me well, and frankly I’m not sure what I would do with a second one," which
may lead you to pass on this fantastic opportunity and take a safer prize
instead.
But what if you could master that second wang, Pookey? Just imagine the
glorious possibilities for a moment (okay, stop imagining them now, it’s
getting creepy). It would be like having a Ferrari and a fighter jet. "Which
one do I take to work today?" It doesn’t even matter, because you’re in for
an awesome ride either way.
In conclusion, we should draft Johnson… wait, I’ve confused myself…
by AnotherStupidSN on Mar 29, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply 4 recs
以下是個人觀點，
我們已經有reke卻又肖想Wall感覺就像你想要另一條老二，好好的想一想吧，「我很自
豪我現在的小老弟，他幹的不錯，為甚麼我還需要另外一條？」這樣的想法或許能讓你
清醒一點選擇對球隊真正有助益的人選。
但如果你能「雙管齊下」呢？幻想一下這種未來﹝好吧，不要再想老二了﹞，這就好像
你同時擁有法拉利和F22，「我今天該開哪一台？」，開哪一台並不重要，重要的是開
起來都很爽。
我的結論是，我們應該選Johnson...，其實我自己也已經錯亂了...orz
Highlight of the Week:
本週高光
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0R8pVnxKu4&feature=player_embedded
Caption Contest:
看圖說故事http://0rz.tw/DxQuV
Link to Last Week's Picture
Last Week's Winner: amonk81
PW: What’s up with the whistle?
Ref: JT’s about to check in.
冠軍
西法：你怎麼不響哨？
裁判：他在等小湯。
Last Week's Runner-Up: section214
Tony – Hey, Paul. I got one for you. Grant Napear walks into a bar. He walks
up to the bartender and says, "Bartender, goddammit, give me a Peach Fizz."
The bartender proceeds to make Grant a Peach Fizz, and Napear asks, "So
bartender, you got any women around here?" The bartender says, "No, but we
got old Spencer in the back." Grant says, "Old Spencer? I don’t go for that
shit!", and he storms on out.
Five years later, Napear walks back into the same bar, and the same bartender
is there. Grant shouts out, "Bartender, make me a Peach Fizz." The bartender
proceeds to make Grant a Peach Fizz, and Napear asks, "So bartender, have you
got any women around here yet?" And the bartender says, "No, but we still got
old Spencer in the back." Napear asks the bartender, "Well, bartender, if I
do it with old Spencer, who is going to know about it?" The bartender
answers, "You, me, old Spencer of course, and the other two guys." Grant
says, "Other two guys? What other two guys" The bartender says, "The two guys
holding old Spencer down – he don’t go for that shit, either!"
Paul – You are one sick fuck, Tony. You’re funny, but you’re one sick fuck.
亞軍﹝請自行體會﹞
This Week's Picture:下週徵稿
http://0rz.tw/mU26v
Lottery Projection and Profile of the Week:
本週樂透預測與球員簡介
Current Projected Lottery Position: 6th
目前樂透位置第六
Current Lottery Range: 3rd - 8th
落點範圍：第三到第八順位之間
Draft Profile: Donatas Motiejunas, 7'0, 215 lbs, PF-C, Lithuania
球員檔案：Donatas Motiejunas，七呎，兩百一十五磅，大前鋒/中鋒，Lithuania
The best Euro prospect in this years draft comes with a lot of questions and
expectations. Just like many Euro big men who have some range, comparisons
to Nowitzki have been made, but Motiejunas is closer to a mix between
Channing Frye and Andrea Bargnani. A very poor rebounder for a 7 footer, he
would weigh less than our point guard, and is also a pushover on the
defensive end of the court. He's also got some red flags mentally, as he
doesn't always seem to try his hardest, and plays much like a player who
thinks he's better than he is. He does have some good points to him though
as he is very offensively skilled both in the post and with his jumper,
although his 3 point percentages aren't great or even good for someone who
takes slightly over one a game (30%). The team that drafts Motiejunas better
hope he can develop some mental and physical toughness or have an extremely
skilled defensive presence to pair him with because otherwise he is going to
be demolished in this league.
今年最棒的歐洲新秀，大家對他有很多期待，但也有很多疑惑，就像其他歐洲長人一樣，
他們都會被拿來和Nowitzki比較，但Motiejunas適合比較的對象應該是Channing Frye和
Andrea Bargnani，七呎長人但籃板能力很弱，身型比我們的控衛還瘦弱，防守端因為身
型的關係也容易失位。他的心智方面也被打上問號，他似乎從未盡全力打球，打的一付自
以為很強的樣子。他也有許多優點，他的進攻技巧全面，內外兼修，不過他的三分命中率
並不理想﹝三成﹞。選他的球隊會希望他的心智和體魄都能變的更硬朗，並增進防守技巧
讓他的進攻和防守都能擔當重任，會有這樣的期望是因為他非常有潛力成為聯盟一方之霸
的球員。
Next Week's Profile: Ed Davis
And Nostradumbass Prediction for Next Week:
不負責任預測
v. San Antonio 4/6 L (No Parker, but Manu is on a roll right now and Kings
are banged up. Not having Spencer could hurt with JT on Duncan)
迎戰馬刺 4/6 負﹝雖然沒有Parker，但Manu近況火熱，國王又處於低潮，少了阿屁
只靠小湯也難擋Duncan。﹞
v. Clippers 4/8 W (Kings win because I do the pre-game show.)
迎戰快艇 4/6 剩 ﹝國王應該要贏，因為是我負責賽前預報。﹞
v. Dallas 4/10 L (Dallas just has too many weapons, and will likely still be
fighting for playoff positioning.)
迎戰小牛 4/10 負﹝達拉斯軍火庫太威了，而且他們仍在為季後賽種子位置奮戰。﹞
Nostradumbass Record for the Season 45 - 32 (Good for 5th seed in the East
and 9th in the West).
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