[閒聊] The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Week 24

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The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: Week 24

http://0rz.tw/uYqjp

The season is winding down and there will only be one more Good, Bad and Ugly
until next season after this week.  And it wasn't a bad week all told, even
going 1-2.

球季尾聲已至，本專欄也將在下一期刊出後暫時休刊，
雖然本週只有一勝二負，但也不算太糟的一週。


The Good:

1. Tyreke Evans

See Player of the Week

1.reke

請見本週最佳球員

2. My experience on the X-Over and the ensuing Caption Contest

If you haven't read already, the X-Over was a blast, and section214 started
an incredibly funny caption contest as well.  This is as good a time as any
to thank you guys for being so awesome.  Without you, this experience would
have likely never happened for me.

2.上週看圖說故事的投稿

如果你還沒看，那篇投稿實在是太妙了，接著section214也發了一篇超有趣的投稿，感
謝大家的投稿讓我得到很大的樂趣，沒有你們的共襄盛舉，我根本就不會有這種體驗。

3. Carl Landry

It's amazing how similar Landry's stat lines are to Kevin Martin's when you
look at them.  Take the Mavericks game for example: 30 points on 10-16 from
the field and 10-12 from the line.  This guy is incredibly efficient.  He
still has some work to do with rebounding, and although he'll likely never be
a good rebounder, he can at least learn to not be a poor one.  But his
offense is All-Star caliber.

3.藍錐

看著藍錐的數據你會以為馬丁還在隊上，以小牛的比賽為例，30分16投10中，罰12中10，
這傢伙真他X的有效率，他在籃板方面還有待加強，雖然他可能沒辦法成為一個好的籃板
手，但他應該能學會至少不要不及格，另外他在進攻端真的是全明星級的。

4.Omri Casspi

Omri was definitely fatigued when Paul started cutting his minutes, but it
seems like he's back to full-strength now.  His shots are falling and he's
rebounding well once again.  Omri has a lot of fire in him and I hope it
convinces him to work on his conditioning this coming summer so he can
contribute like he has for a full season.  He can be special.

4.卡卡

西法開始限縮卡卡的上場時間的時候，當時的卡卡看起來真的是累壞了，不過近來卡卡似
乎已經充電完畢，手感開始恢復，籃板工作也做的不錯，卡卡潛力無限，希望他在這個暑
假能加強體能控管，好讓他下一季能拼戰整季，他有那個能力成為特別的球員。

5.  Jason Thompson

I really like JT at the Center spot.  On the offensive end of the floor, he
has enough range with his mid-range jumper to draw Centers out, and he's also
quicker than most Centers.  Defensively is where he has problems, but he has
some upside on this end of the court and he has shown some improvement here
throughout the season.  I'm glad of the work JT has put in this year and I
think we're likely to see a much better JT next year.

5.小湯

我真的很愛小湯現在在中鋒位置的表現，進攻上，他的中距離能夠把對方中鋒吸引出禁區
，而他的速度又比大多數的中鋒快，讓他有機會可以切入或搶到更有利的位置；防守則是
小湯的問題所在，但他對於自己的弱項也已有所提升，整季下來他有不少的進步，我想明
年我們可以看到更好的小湯出現在球場上。

6. Beno Udrih

Beno didn't put up the gaudy stat lines this week like he had been the last
few weeks, but he's still been effective.  He shot pretty effectively (except
the Spurs game, but he got to the line 9 times against them), dished and took
care of the ball well (7:1 A:TO), and he's even good for a few rebounds a
game.  On defense, Beno just isn't big enough to guard some of those guys,
but he puts the effort in.  I was watching the Phoenix-Spurs game on Tuesday,
and Goran Dragic, Beno's countryman, reminds me a lot of what Beno could be
like if he was a little taller and more athletic.  Beno and Goran are giving
Slovenian's a good name this year (Speak not of that abomination that plays
for the [Redacted[)

6.烏錐

烏錐本週的數據不若上週耀眼，但依然保持著高效率。他的投籃相當有效率﹝除了對馬刺
的比賽，那場比賽他被送上罰球線九次﹞，助攻失誤比非常漂亮﹝7:1﹞，甚至可以抓下
幾個籃板；防守上烏錐的能力有限，但他也沒有懈怠。我有看星期二馬刺對太陽的比賽，
烏錐的老鄉Goran Dragic讓我不禁想像要是烏錐能再高點再快些，那他會有多麼恐怖，烏
錐和Goran本季的表現都為他們的祖國Slovenian增光。

7. Donté Greene

It seemed odd to me how Donté has been having his minutes limited as of
late.  He doesn't seem as if he's fatigued, and he's been pretty efficient on
offense when he's been in.  It doesn't seem like its anything he's doing
thats causing him to not play more than 20 minutes a game.  Other than
Spencer, Donté has had his minutes yanked around with more than anyone on
this team.  It's a testament to him that he's able to take it in stride and
continue to build on his game.  Other than Tyreke, I think this is the guy
you look at on this team to have a very special career.

7.小綠

小綠近來上場時間被限制讓我覺得很怪，他沒有體力不濟的問題，當他上場時進攻也非常
有效率，而且也沒看到他做了甚麼不該做的事讓他一場球上不到20分鐘，除了阿屁之外，
阿綠是上場時間最不穩定的球員，這對小綠的發展是個考驗，他是否能適應這種情況並持
續成長？除了reke外，我想小綠是隊上天花板最高的球員。

8. The Effort this team has shown all season

The one biggest difference between this years team and last years is the
effort that's being given night in and night out.  Watching the Clippers
game, the Clippers just seemed lifeless and it reminded me of how our team
looked last year.  But this team keeps on fighting.  Once that fight
coincides with increased experience and talent, look out league.

8.整年下來隊上的凝聚力

今年和去年最大的不同就是隊上的凝聚力，每晚我們都保持著高昂的鬥志，對快艇的比賽
，對方球員在場上看起來無精打采，這讓我想起去年的我們。如今我們的球隊拼戰每一場
比賽，一旦我們的累積足夠經驗和天份時，其他29隊，罩子放亮點！

9. Rebounding

Other than the Spurs game, the Kings did a great job on the glass,
annihilating the Clips and out-battling the Mavs.  Its funny that we knock on
our guys for rebounding and yet this team has been so much improved at
rebounding this year at 9th in the league.  Westphal has really done a great
job with what he had this year.  I cannot wait to see what he does in year 2.

9.籃板

除了對馬刺的比賽，不論是大勝快艇還是被小牛慘電，我們的籃板都贏對手。回想起不久
前我們還在痛批隊上的籃板，而現在我們居然在聯盟籃板數排行排第九位，西法今年的工
作表現非常傑出，我等不及看他明年能帶這支球隊進步到甚麼地步。


The Bad:

1. Francisco's Wrist not fully recovered

It's painful to watch when Cisco goes for a loose ball and afterwards is
holding his wrist.  I really hope he doesn't re-injure it in these last few
games and I think thats why he's been seeing limited minutes.  This guy is
full of heart and this was supposed to be his year to shine.  I hope he can
come back next year and do next year the same thing that Beno has done this
year and win our minds back.   Because he has our hearts.  Viva el Flaco!

1.老賈的手傷還沒完全好

看到老賈奮力救球真讓人難過，畢竟他是帶傷上陣，我希望剩下的比賽不會影響到他的傷
勢，我想這也是為何他上場時間受限的原因，老賈總是奮戰不懈，今年本該是他要振翅高
飛的一年，希望他明年能健康回到球場，並且像今年的烏錐一樣耀眼，重新贏回球迷的信
心，我們的心都與他同在，加油，老賈！

2. Andres Nocioni

I was sort of confused by Noc this week.  He wasn't really seeming to make
much of an impact on the court this week, it was just like he was another
body on the court that sort of just played.  I'm guessing he's been starting
as of late because Westphal thinks his defense is better than Donté or
Omri's right now, but I'm not really seeing it.  Jefferson torched us as
usual, and Butler (Caron, not Rasual)had a good game as well.  It will be
interesting to see how or even if they try to address Noc this off-season.

2.Noci

我對本週的Noci感到很困惑，他上場時並沒有以前的拼勁，場上那個人看起來不像是Noci
，我猜他近來重回先發是因為西法覺得他的防守比現在的小綠和卡卡好，但我並沒有看到
他的防守起作用，Jefferson一樣吃定我們，Caron Butler對我們也打的很好。暑假球隊
如何送Noci將是個有趣的議題。

3. Peaches actually becoming a bad play-by-play guy

You know, I use to only dislike Peaches for his radio show, and thought he
was a pretty good play-by-play guy, but now I just dislike him in general.  I
mean, I love Tyreke too, but there are other guys on his team as well.  I
can't wait till the 20-5-5 is over so Grant can stop mentioning how many
points Tyreke needs and get back to just calling the game.  And using the
Play-By-Play spot to make continual assertions of how great Tyreke Evans is
is bad form.  We know how great he is Grant, we have eyes.

3.Peaches變成爛主播

我不喜歡Peaches的廣播節目，但我覺得他當比賽主播還不錯，不過最近我開始討厭他的全
部，我也很愛reke，但這支隊伍還有其他人阿，我等不及reke早日達成20-5-5的里程碑，
好讓Peaches停止一再重複reke還差多少分，回到比賽真正的情況，整場比賽都在歌頌reke
實在讓人無言，我們不是瞎子，我們早就知道他有多棒好嗎。


The Ugly:

1. Eduardo Najera

This man is evil incarnate.  It's a good thing we have his counterbalance:
eduardo_m7.

1.小牛的Najera

誠如網友eduardo_m7所言，這傢伙是邪惡的化身，我們能和他抗衡事件好事。
﹝所以我們是正義還是一樣壞？﹞

2. Mouthpieces and IDs

THEY SUCK.

2.護牙套和IDs

爛東西﹝IDs是指？﹞

3. Eddie Jordan to be let go as Sixers coach at end of the season

I know its technically not Kings related, but Jordan was almost the coach
here this year and its interesting how badly he has done this year compared
to how well Westphal has done improving this team.  We got lucky in a lot of
the ways we got "screwed" last year.  4th pick: Tyreke.  No Rambis, no
Jordan: Westphal.  What a difference a year makes.

3.七六人本季結束後將終止與總教練Eddie Jordan的合約

我知道這不關國王的事，但達叔開季前是我們的教練首選之一，他把七六人帶到這個地步
和西法帶我們進步到這個地步實在是有趣的對比，我們應該慶幸我們上一季太爛，只抽到
第四順位籤，因此才會有reke，戰績太爛把Rambis和達叔嚇跑，所以才會有西法。


Player of the Week:
本週最佳球員

Tyreke Evans

25.7 PPG, .500 FG%, .800 FT%, 7.7 RPG, 6.3 APG, 1.3 SPG

It's official: Mouthguards be damned!  Tyreke came back with a vengeance this
week, scoring at a high rate and doing it at a good percentage too.  He's
also continuing to rebound like a mad man and dish the ball to his teammates
at a decent rate.  His defense has also been stepped up as of late as he did
a pretty good job of limiting his opponents.  Tyreke only needs 24 points
between the next two games to get 20/5/5 so that is pretty much guaranteed at
this point, and it will be really nice to see if he can get it at home
against Houston on Fan Appreciation Night in Kevin Martin's return.  I
unfortunately cannot attend that game, but I recommend going if you can.
 Last Kings game you'll be able to go to this season, so many cool things
going on (20/5/5, Kevin's return), and you'll probably walk away with
something free from the Maloofs as well.

我很認真的說！「護牙套真該死！」拔掉牙套的reke本週如猛虎出閘，得分高漲同時也維
持著高命中率，像瘋狗一樣爭搶每顆籃板球，助攻也有亮眼的表現；防守上也有進步，對
位球員在他的看管下表現都受到限制。本季剩下兩場比賽，reke還差24分即達到20-5-5的
里程碑，目前看來這已經是他的囊中物，真希望他可以在主場對火箭的比賽達成目標，該
場比賽球隊有為馬丁主辦回家的感謝球迷之夜，可惜我不能到場，如果大家有空的話，我
推薦大家可以到現場看球，本季最後一場主場比賽有許多東西值得一看﹝20-5-5，馬丁回
家﹞，而且老闆非常有可能在現場免費大放送。


Comment of the Week:
本週最佳評論

It's only because I like him
But be warned. I just received an anonymous STR e-mail saying, "You will
never get comment of the week." Couldn’t have anything to do with calling
Aykis name. Right?

by SavageBeast on Apr 10, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply   0 recs


Highlight of the Week:
本週高光

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OpN3WpYxcM&feature=player_embedded


Caption Contest:
看圖說故事http://0rz.tw/mU26v

Last Week's Winner: Venomy Snicket

Rudy: And, that, Kings, is how Spaniards remove testicular tumors.

冠軍
Rudy：國王仔，讓你看看我們西班牙佬怎麼摘除睪丸瘤

Last Week's Runner-Up: elfboy_

Rudy shows off his new "Reke For ROY" tattoo to the Kings. But that’s not
what has the Kings shocked.

The full tattoo reads "Griffin Jennings Tyreke Omri Curry Reke for ROY.

Meanwhile, Sean May embarrasses himself by saying, "Wow. That’s a mouthful."

亞軍
Rudy讓國王球員看他新的「Reke For ROY」刺青，但國王球員並不怎麼震驚，
因為完整的刺青內容是「Griffin Jennings Tyreke Omri Curry Reke for ROY」，
此時，阿妹不禁脫口而出：「哇！還真長。」

下週徵稿http://0rz.tw/hhD71


Lottery Projection and Profile of the Week:
本週樂透預測與球員簡介

Current Projected Lottery Position: 5th
目前樂透位置第五

Current Lottery Range: 3rd - 6th
落點範圍：第三到第六順位之間

Draft Profile: Ed Davis, 6'9, 215 lbs, PF, Sophomore, North Carolina

Do not be surprised if you see the Kings work out Ed Davis quite a bit.  He's
only 6'9 but he's got tremendous wingspan and good defensive skills (2.7
blocks a game in 27 minutes), as well as being a pretty good rebounder as
well (9.2 in the same amount of time).  The biggest knocks on him is on the
offensive end.  He has no ball handling skills whatsoever and his scoring is
limited to around the basket.  He only took 4 jumpers all season according to
DX, and its mainly because he sucks at them.  At least he knows his
limitations right?  In the post his lack of strength or weight lets him get
bothered by more physical and powerful defenders, and he hardly uses his
right hand (he's a lefty), something he'll definitely need to work on.  Davis
is essentially the poor man's Derrick Favors, and probably a bit better on
the defensive end right now.  But Favors has considerable upside on the
offensive end of the court as well as his already considerable upside on the
offensive end, while Davis will likely remain a sub-par offensive player for
most of his career.  It's not to say he can't be a valuable player, or learn
to score, but his value won't be in his offense.  Maybe that's what the Kings
need, who knows.

球員檔案：Ed Davis, 6'9, 215 lbs, PF,大二, 北卡

如果你看到國王對Ed Davis感興趣可別太驚訝，他雖然只有六呎九但他的翼展極為驚人，
防守技巧極佳，平均上場27分鐘有2.7火鍋，籃板能力也不錯，平均有9.2籃板，他最大的
弱點在進攻端，他沒有持球進攻的技巧，而得分也被限制在籃圈周圍，根據統計整季下來
他只有四次跳投，而主因就在於他的跳投很爛，不過至少他知道自己的弱點，不是嗎？
在低位方面，受限於身體硬度和體重不足，他很難推的動比他強壯的防守者，而且他很少
使用右手﹝他是左撇﹞，他有很多東西極待加強。Davis是窮人版的Derrick Favors，目
前他的防守可能比Favors好，但Favors在進攻端上今年已經有了很大的進步，而大家認為
他還會繼續進步下去，至於Davis的進攻在他的籃球生涯可能就只是聊被一格的程度，這
並非說他是個沒價值的球員，或是說他學不會得分，只是指他的價值不在進攻上，或許這
就是國王需要的球員，誰曉得呢？

Next Week's Profile: Hassan Whiteside
下週預告：白邊


And Nostradumbass Prediction for Next Week:
不負責任預測

v. Houston 4/12 W (This will be a very fun and close game.  I'm giving the
edge to the Kings.  ARCO should be rocking to welcome back Kevin)
迎戰火箭 4/12 勝﹝這會是場競爭激烈的比賽，我站在國王這邊，ARCO會用最熱情的鼓譟
                  聲歡迎馬丁回家。﹞

@ Lakers 4/8 W (No Kobe, no worries, although Lakers might bring him back so
as to get a little momentum going.  They're only 5-5 in their last ten, not a
good way to enter the playoffs.  So lets kick them while they're down!)
做客洛杉磯 4/8 勝 ﹝Kobe不上，所以不用擔心，不過湖人可能會讓他上場為季後賽暖暖
                   身，他們最近十場比賽五勝五敗，這對一支季後賽隊伍可不是好兆頭
                   ，讓我們來落井下石吧！﹞

Nostradumbass Record for the Season 48 - 32 (Good for 5th seed in the East
and 9th in the West).

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