作者hateOnas (你好嗎 找到你的幸福了嗎)
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標題Fw: [公告] 水桶
時間Sun Sep 28 08:17:05 2014
※ [本文轉錄自 Gossiping 看板 #1K6RW4WM ]
作者: seabox ( ) 看板: Gossiping
標題: [公告] 水桶
時間: Thu Sep 18 00:34:09 2014
以下多篇[問卦] How I can write Chinese都違反板規
作者 linco1201 (家有蘿莉,四季如意) 看板 Gossiping
標題 Re: [問卦] How I can write Chinese?
時間 Wed Sep 17 15:17:57 2014
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※ 引述《nosense (loiterer)》之銘言:
: Hello everyone
: I can not write Chinses when morning
: so I write with my fluently English
: Do you have some way to solving it?
: Thanks
: this is a pen
Deer my friend
welcome to ptt
if you dont know how to write chinese
u can call 119
they will give u a hand
share with you
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作者 big1p (biglp) 看板 Gossiping
標題 Re: [問卦] How I can write Chinese?
時間 Wed Sep 17 15:27:15 2014
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※ 引述《nosense (loiterer)》之銘言:
: Hello everyone
: I can not write Chinses when morning
: so I write with my fluently English
: Do you have some way to solving it?
: Thanks
: this is a pen
dear
let me tell you how to write chinese
first you can
作者 NotFunny (不好笑啦) 看板 Gossiping
標題 Re: [問卦] How I can write Chinese?
時間 Wed Sep 17 15:35:15 2014
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※ 引述《nosense (loiterer)》之銘言:
: Hello everyone
: I can not write Chinses when morning
: so I write with my fluently English
: Do you have some way to solving it?
: Thanks
: this is a pen
你可以用英文打中文
像是這樣
c c
c c
ccccccccc ccccccccc
c c c c c
ccccccccc c c
c c
c c c
c c c
c c c
Understand ?
作者 mythman3200 (天哥) 看板 Gossiping
標題 Re: [問卦] How I can write Chinese?
時間 Wed Sep 17 15:54:32 2014
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※ 引述《nosense (loiterer)》之銘言:
: Hello everyone
: I can not write Chinses when morning
: so I write with my fluently English
: Do you have some way to solving it?
: Thanks
: this is a pen
ni hao
ni de ying wen zen lan
116 cheng du bu guo ru c
xiao si wo le
bu neng da zhong wen jo yong luo ma pin yin a
作者 zhongken56 (56就是我本尊-中肯五六) 看板 Gossiping
標題 Re: [問卦] How I can write Chinese?
時間 Wed Sep 17 16:02:33 2014
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It's easy . Let me give you an example.
Coutier Liang states:
The late emporer passed away before accomplishing half of his feat. The
world is presently devided into three while Sichuan is sterile and ravaged
now, and this is indeed the critical moment for our survival! The guarding
courtiers never relax in the palace, and the loyal officials are all devoted
to the battlefield.
They contribute themselves to your imperial mejesty in memory of the late
emperor's exceptional grace to them. Thus, your imperial majesty, you should
open your ears and listen to them to glorify the late emporer's legacy of
virtue as well as to enhance the morale of these loyal coutiers, and your
majesty, you shouldn't look down on yourself, neither should you block their
advises with the distorted analogies.
The palace and the office of prime minister are in unity. There
shouldn't be any discriminations among the rewardings to the virtuous and
the punishment to those who make mistakes. Both the criminals and the
virtuous should be dispatched to their due places for the treatment
which they deserve in order to highlight your equal and just governance.
Therefore, your imperial majesty, you shouldn't favor anyone and
differentiate the laws within and without the palace. The high secretary and
the vice ministers, Guo Yo-Chi, Fei Yi and Dong Yun are all righteous and
honest with pure and loyal mind. They were all promoted by the late emperor
to aid you. I think every affair, whether important or trivial, in the palace
could be scrutinized by them before the execution, and then there shouldn't be
any errors.
General Shang Chong is a virtuous person with plenty of military knowledge.
The late emporer praised him able when he was in his probation period.
Thus everyone suggested he be the marshal. I think you could entrust him to
manage everything in the army and he must be able to consolidate all soldiers
and arrange a due post for each one. Getting long with the wise and virtuous
courtiers and leaving away the vile and pleasimg people, that's how the
West Han Dynasty rose.
Getting along with latter and leaving away the former, that's why the East
Han Dynasty fell. Whenever the late emporer talked about it with me, he
always repented of what Emporer Hwan and Emporer Ling had done. The
ministers, vice ministers, administrators and staff are all loyal and
virtuous courtiers. I wish you could believe and trust them, and the imperial
family of Han will rise again in the near future.
I was just a common farmer cultivating alone in Nan-Yang. I just wished
to survive in such a chaotic world without being known to any princes. The
late emporer didn't care about my humble background and degraded himself to
visit my shabby hut three times in person to ask me the situation under the
heaven. I was so grateful to him that I promised him to devote myself to him
for all my life to return his grace.
Later, since we were seriously defeated and nearly terminated twenty-one years
ago, I have been assigned the position of the general military advisor.
The former emperor knew I am prudent, thus he entrusted me the important
missions when he was passing away.
Since the grand assignment, for every day and night, in fear of staining the
late emperor's reputation, I have been worried if I fulfill the mission which
the late emperor entrusted me. This May we crossed the Lu River and marched
into the deep sterile field.
Now the south is all pacified, and the arms and soldiers are both fully
recruited, it's time that I, with all my endeavors, lead the troups
northward to regain the central land, expulse the vile villains,
restore the Han Dynasty, and resettle in the ancient capital. This is all I
could do to return the late emperor's grace and fulfill the position you grant
to me.
When it comes to weighing the benefit against the loss and advising,
Yo-Chi, Yi and Yun will take their responsibility.
I wish you could entrust me the mission of eliminating all the national
rascals. If I fail to achieve it, I'm willing to take the punishment to
console the soul of the late emperor. If Yo-Chi, Yi and Yun fail to well
advice, they should also be punished to demonstrate their mistakes.
And your imperial majesty, you should also speculate for yourself and accept
all good advices to follow the edict the late emperor left to you.
I couldn't be more grateful to your and the late emporer's favor.
Now I'm leaving, in front of this manifesto with tears on my face,
I dont know know what I've said.
以上五篇未滿20個繁體字
原文退回加水桶半年
作者 o311859 (小歐) 看板 Gossiping
標題 Re: [問卦] 最好看的狙擊槍?
時間 Wed Sep 17 18:50:03 2014
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其實齁
我覺得Paris-Geschütz不錯看
射程有130KM
未滿20個自刪 水桶一年
作者 vigle2 (威哥) 看板 Gossiping
標題 Re: [新聞] 楊伊湄深夜急徵老公 開出6個條件共度下半
時間 Wed Sep 17 18:44:48 2014
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一行文自刪 水桶一年
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噓 r30385: 你誰啊 亂公告 09/18 00:34
推 Mews: 好狠喔 板主好兇 09/18 00:34
噓 jimmmy: How I can write Chinese? 根本就是神釣手 09/18 00:34
推 GoodElephant: 我還特地回一篇要它們補字der.... 09/18 00:35
推 jerrys0580: 水桶半年 09/18 00:36
推 Lespedeza: 太釣了吧 09/18 00:39
推 greedypeople: 你誰啊 亂么告 09/18 00:43
推 milk0513: linco被水桶XDDD筆者文以後難見惹 09/18 00:45
推 echox7321: 么吉 09/18 00:56
推 heacoun: Deer my friend XD 09/18 01:23
→ bryantkk: 未滿20個繁體中文 超北七 09/18 01:43
推 balahaha: linco備幹掉惹 是怎樣 用英文掉到廢文人 09/18 02:29
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