[轉錄]R: [爆卦] 太惡劣了～在捷運上欺負老人

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作者: endometrial (阿賢) 看板: Gossiping
標題: R: [爆卦] 太惡劣了～在捷運上欺負老人
時間: Mon Jun 13 23:52:50 2011

女：你現在媽的叫什麼B啊？
What the fuck is your problem

女：他馬的這是殘障坐的你是搞不懂是不是啊？
Holly motherfucker this seat is for handicapped only what the fuck is your
problem.

女：你想怎麼樣啦？
What you gonna do you punk

女：你滾出去啦你啦！
Get out

女：媽的咪呀你叫什麼啊？
What the fuck are you yelling at

女：叫什麼狗東西呀你？死老頭喔？
What the crackhead are you yelling at. You old fuck.

女：你再講一次！
Say that again

女：你沒規矩呀你啦！你這種人媽的沒禮貌沒大沒小啦！
You are rude. Such the fuck like you are very rude.

女：怎樣啦你？他媽的你是怎樣啦你？得H1N1啊是不是？弄到你是不是啊？
What the fuck. What the fuck is your problem. You got h1n1?

女：我腳痠嘛他媽的坐這位子就是給人家坐的你是想怎樣啦？
I got fucking sore on my foot. This seat is for fucking human being what you
gonna do huh

女：想坐給你坐啦你他媽的吵屁啦！
You want this shit aight Im going to let this shit for you.

女：想怎樣啦你呀？不要吵了啦！！！
What the fuck do you want. Stop arguing.

女：你現在@#@？神經病啦你呀，報警跟你講媽的現在這邊是哪裡呀(？)
Your are such a maniac. Call the cop and tell your mama where you are

女：媽的你神經病呀你現在是想怎樣啊？
Gosh you fucking schizophrene what the fuck do you want

女：@#$來叫警察！
Call the cop

女：神經病！
Fucking idiot

女：你就是想要賠錢啦你呀你這種人啦！你在講什麼啦要錢而已啦！你想怎樣啦？
Such a person like you just want compensate. All what you want is dought.
What the fuck do you want

女：神經病啦你！
What a toytown.

女：你真的有問題耶你！
You really got a fucking problem

女：不要那大呼小叫的好不好？
Stop yelling ok

女：你很無聊耶你！
You really got nothing to do huh

女：你想怎樣啦？你不要吵人坐車好不好？危害公共安全哪你...
What the fuck do you want try not to disturb me. You are trying to mess the
public order up

女：你是警察是不是啊？你走開一點你不要騷擾我。
You cop huh are you a cop get away from me and try not to harass me

女：他媽的你他媽的是怎樣啦？你再那樣一次看看啦你！神經病哪？
Oh my holly god what is the problem with you. of you dare to do that again.
hardhead

女：你想怎樣啦？去路邊大聲講，去跟中華民國總統講，去跟馬英九講，會不會？
    我教你！
What the holly crap do you want. Go tell the president of ROC go tell Ma will
you let me teach you.

女：這麼多人坐在這邊就你一個人每天搭捷運是不是啊？你想來評理是不是啊？
    叫警察來評理啊！
You got cataract huh cant you see there are many people taking the MRT you
are not the only one who take it. You wanna postulate huh go asking cop

女：你上車在這邊吵人，講一些有得沒有的要人家賠你錢，像話嗎你？你像話嗎你？
You are annoying people when you got on this shit. Telling nonsense you
really think that’ll work.

女：還在說人家罵你怎麼樣的，像話嗎你？上捷運吵人哪你！你想上新聞是不是啊？
And tell people Iam scolding at you, it’s that cool. Get on this shit and
disturb people. You wanna get on the press huh

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