California

(Spoken)
Okay, this guy walks into a bar...
No, I'm just, I'm just fuckin' with ya, I'm kiddin'.
Naw, there's this, this young bull and this old bull
And they're standin' on top of a hill.
(Sung)
And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California.
(Spoken)
So they're standin' on top of this hill, right?
And they're lookin' out over a pasture full of cows,whole fuckin' pasture
And the young bull turns to the bull and he goes, And the old bull's like, "Yeah?"
(Sung)
And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California.
(Spoken)
"Hey," he's, he's like,"Yeah, yeah, I got this really good idea.
Let's run down that hill and fuck one of those cows!"
And the old bull just looks at him, you knowm he's just lookin' at him.
He's like, "Look, I got a better idea."
The young bull's like, "Oh, yeah? What's your fuckin' brilliant idea?"
And the old bull goes... (Sung)
And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California.
(Spoken)
And the old bull goes, "Let's walk down that hill and fuck all of those cows."
Dig?
You know, like he ain't been in town long or something, I dunno.
(Sung)
And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California.