Alex Fergerson was on Who wants to be a millionaire? And by some amazing luck
(sounds familiar?) had reached the million pound question.
Chris Tarrant,"Sir Bootface,this is for 1 million pounds,which animal lives
in a set?"
a)cat
b)cuckoo
c)badger
d)donkey
Sir Twat,"Can I have 50\50 please?"
2 answers are removed leaving Cuckoo and Badger
Sir Gonad Face"Hmmmmm,can I ring a friend?"
So Fergie rings and Beckham picks up the phone
After Fergie had explained the situation to Becks,
he asks "Which animal lives in a set,a cuckoo or a badger?"
Beckham, "A badger boss"
Fergie "I'll go with that answer".
Tarrant,"Well done you've just won 1 million pounds".
Next day back at Old Toilet Fergie asks Beckham
"How did you know that a badger lives in a set?"
Becks,"I didn't I just know that cuckoos live in clocks
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推最後一句，笑翻了~
(ps : 原文取自LFCONLINE之JOKE論壇~)
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