[新聞] Cubs strength coach 車被砸 !!

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By Paul Sullivan | Tribune staff reporter
11:03 PM CDT, March 18, 2008
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MESA, Ariz. - Strength and conditioning coach Tim Buss experienced the agony
and the ecstasy of life with the Cubs in a few short hours Tuesday.

When the Cubs began practice in the morning, Aramis Ramirez pointed to a
wrecked '95 Nissan Sentra near the Cubs bullpen and asked: "Hey 'Bussy,'
what's your car doing on the ramp?"

Buss looked over at the wreck and replied: "That's not my car."
But then Buss did a double take.

"Dude," he said to Ramirez. "That's my car!"

Buss soon discovered his car was demolished beyond recognition, but this was
no ordinary crime. The car windows all had been smashed in, the front, back
and sides all were severely dented and the smoking guns—a couple of baseball
bats and balls—were strategically placed in the windshield.

"I figured (Jon) Lieber, (Kerry) Wood immediately, (Ryan) Dempster …" he
said. "Then I realized it was every pitcher we have."

The Cubs players played dumb while Buss silently fumed and wondered how he
was going to tell his wife, who was the actual owner of the car.

"It's a shame," Lieber said with a straight face. "What kind of person would
do something like that? It really just shocks me. I'm sure she'll understand."

After the workout ended, Dempster told Buss to "quit pouting" and come with
him to the weight room to "see something."

As they walked out the back door, Buss saw several players and a 2008 Nissan
Xterra parked in the walkway. Dempster gave him the keys for the new SUV,
valued at about $25,000.

"I thought they lost their mind," Buss said. "I thought, 'I'm going to have
to call Dr. Phil and have a team meeting.' I couldn't figure out what they
were doing."

Buss nearly was moved to tears by the players' generosity.

"They're great guys," he said.

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大致上是說 體能教練到停車場發現他的車被砸了  http://tinyurl.com/29o9kf

跟記者抱怨他非常"看" 車是他老婆底 (回家後可能被老婆@#@%^&!)

後來體能訓練結束後 球員跟他說有東西要給他  他進了房間後

發先一全新  Nissan 休旅車  原來是球員要送給他的! (芝加哥小熊-就甘心ㄟ)

不過我相信 那台車的慘狀 應該是 big Z 下重手的! XD

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推 JUNstudio:果然小熊隊挖到石油的傳聞係金ㄟ～隨隨便便就買台新車XD
推 Jimimy:挖 那台車好舊 95年的車=.=
→ tonylin:買日規車不買Chevy...不愛國(誤)  XDDDDDD
推 Ofnir:把休旅車放進房間需要神祕的力量吧...
推 tirple:難怪Kerry Wood會痙攣，砸車砸太高興了是吧
→ abc2090614:這裡有個chavy好便宜的 (?)
推 jagdzaku:大Z:要砸車是吧...(抽皮帶)
推 sugozu:大Z應該比較想砸別人的車
→ keroro01:冉哥空手劈車.........
推 loversister:我想到快打旋風2XDDDD
推 giwdul3883:前教頭的車被砸 球員會送他啥呢？ 也許是單程機票一張ꄠ
推 tywei:Street Fighter!
推 zizing:.....小熊隊產石油是吧
推 realG:快打旋風!!!!!
推 szk:60秒打完 加薪！！
→ asdfzx:Street Fighter!