"Time"
JANUARY 22, 2001 VOL. 157 NO. 3
THE ARTS/CINEMA
Madonna's Guy
You think his life is wild? Check out his new movie
BY JESS CAGLE
Strange day. Strange because it's raining in Los Angeles. Strange
because the word snatch has started appearing on bus-stop benches all
over town. Strange because you're sitting here in the Four Seasons
Hotel
bar with Madonna's husband, and suddenly the former Mr. Madonna walks
up.
"Guy?" says Sean Penn, who happens to be in the hotel for a press
junket.
"Yeah?" says Guy Ritchie, who happens to be in the hotel doing an
interview.
"Sean," says Penn, introducing himself and extending his hand. "I just
saw your trailer last night. It looked fantastic."
"Really?" says Ritchie, sounding British, polite and surprised.
"Say hello," says Penn, making his exit, "and congratulations."
"See ya, Sean," says Ritchie.
The encounter must have been quite a shock to render bright red a man
married to Madonna, but Ritchie collects himself quickly. "Isn't he a
gent?" says Ritchie, who must be used to days far stranger than this.
Last month Ritchie wed Penn's ex during a five-day celebration in a
remote Scottish castle. Ritchie, 32, the father of Madonna's second
child, Rocco, calls the nuptials "the best five days of my life,"
though
it was preceded by months in a burning media spotlight. Tabloids
excitedly chronicled HER PLOT TO GET TOYBOY LOVER TO ALTAR. Paparazzi
stalked them in Greece, and the couple had to relocate three times. "It
cost us a fortune," Ritchie says. "We couldn't go outdoors. It was a
real mess."
Ritchie probably doesn't appreciate the irony, but all this personal
chaos neatly reflects his work. Before he met Madonna, Ritchie was the
filmmaker who picked up London by the scruff of the neck with his
wild-eyed debut, the brilliantly messy Lock, Stock and Two Smoking
Barrels, a 1999 crime-caper comedy distinguished by rowdy camera work,
shifting narrative and hysterical cartoon violence.
Now Ritchie's at it again. His new movie is Snatch, which is why we're
seeing the borderline-obscene bus-stop ads. (Snatch is, of course, an
innocuous verb, but--sorry, Grandma--it also moonlights as slang for
female genitalia.) As in Lock, Stock, writer-director Ritchie returns
to
the mean streets of London where high-octane lowlifes compete in fixed
fights and diamond heists. This time Ritchie brings along Brad Pitt as
a
quick-talking, bareknuckle-boxing Gypsy. Pitt was such a fan of
Ritchie's work that he took a pay cut to join Benicio Del Toro and
Dennis Farina in the ensemble; Snatch's entire budget is about half
Pitt's usual $20 million fee.
Like Lock, Stock, it also stars Vinnie Jones and Jason Statham and has
lots of gunplay. It's not exactly an endorsement of the filmmaker's
versatility--the jury's still out on whether Ritchie's talent can ever
measure up to his matrimonial fame--but Snatch's whiz-bang style does
indicate that its director is more than a "toyboy."
"I can only do what I fancy doing at the time," says Ritchie, who's
wholly unapologetic to critics who say Snatch is too similar to his
first film. He says he stuck to what he knew rather than jump into the
big-budget studio arena after his breakthrough. "The second film is
very
important to a filmmaker. You're establishing things that you weren't
sure if you got away with by accident on the first one."
Ritchie, like the woman he calls "the missus," doesn't always play by
the rules. At 15 he left school, then eschewed his upper-middle class
for a life of globe trotting and barhopping. Along the way he acquired
the long knife scar on his left cheek. Last summer he got into a scrape
with a male fan because "our house got sieged," he says. "One day I
couldn't even drive my car out of the house, so I got out and kicked
someone. We haven't had a fan since."
No wonder he's writing a film based on the Great Siege of Malta, a 16th
century battle waged by the Ottoman ruler Suleiman against Christian
knights. "It's not biased to Muslims or Christians," says Ritchie.
"It's
just one of those against-the-odds stories." This serious, epic
ambition
may also indicate that marriage is maturing him a bit. "She's
introduced
me to spirituality, and I've introduced her to science," says Ritchie.
"I don't think either is to be ignored."
Ritchie won't be ignored either. After he came up with the title
Snatch,
Columbia TriStar wavered. "We did very seriously debate changing it to
Snatched for fear of the vulgarity," says vice chairman Gareth Wigan.
But Ritchie put up his dukes and won his title back. Now that the film
has already been a success overseas (and you must admit the idea of
hearing Mary Hart say Snatch is pretty delicious), the suits have come
around. "I was wrong," admits Wigan. "The vulgar connotation hasn't
even
surfaced." Careful. No one thought Sean Penn would surface either.
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