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RedCafe看到的冷笑話...
pool迷請見諒..這只是個白爛網友創作的笑話...
不代表任何立場或是意見...
It’s United versus Liverpool in Merseyside, in the big game of the
year. Wayne Rooney turns to his team mates and says, “ Listens guys,
stay at home. Liverpool are that bad I can beat them by myself”.
The players decide why not and leave Rooney to play Liverpool by himself
and they jet off the bahamas for a weeks holiday.
On the day of the match they head to a local bar and leave the local TV
station on that gives regular update of results. Sitting at the bar, the
first update comes through. After 5 minutes United up 1-0, goal to Rooney.
The Red Devils are cheering, knowing Rooney is taking them on by himself.
Half time comes and its still 1-0 …can he hang on? Ninety minutes gone
and still one nil, the atmosphere in the bar is electric. Suddenly the
screen comes up Liverpool scored in injury time …final score 1-1. a great
result with Rooney taking on Liverpool by himself !!
On return to England, Rooney meets the players at the airport, crying his
eyes out. What’s the matter asks his team- mates?
‘I let you down ‘ says Wayne “ I let you down”. “No you didn’t’
scream the other players ‘ you played Liverpool by yourself and drew “.
“ Yes” said Rooney “ but I was sent off in the 15th minute.”
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