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二月份官雜最後面出現的小測驗
由奧謝單挑魯胖
Question 1
Who scored his first goal for the club in the Champions League
match against Dynamo Kyiv at Old Trafford in November?
JOS:Gerard Pique. (correct)
WR:Hmmm.[Pause] What score was it-4-0?
IU:It was.
WR:Oh yeah,Pique.(correct)
Question 2
Who refereed the game at Arsenal this season?
JOS:Howard Webb.(correct)
WR:Ah,who was it? I know he's bald! Er...Howard Webb.(correct)
Question 3
Who was sent off for Blackburn during United's 2-0 victory
at Old Trafford?
JOS:David Dunn.(correct)
WR:David Dunn.(correct)
Question 4
Against which team did Anderson make his league debut?
JOS:Oh....that's stumped me..was it at home?
IU:Yes,it was.
JOS:[Thinking out loud] Who did we play before Coventry?
{Goalkeeping coach Richard Hartis passes by}
Rich,I'm stuck,can you help? Who was Anderson's debut against?
[Richard looks similarly flummoxed and then points to the programme
on the table in front of O'Shea]. "Oh no i can't cheat!"
JOS:Give me another small clue.
IU:There's an ex-Red connection.
JOS:Birmingham? No,no,no...... Blackburn...no..Aarrggh,I give up.
IU:Sunderland.
JOS:Oh no-I knew that! (Wrong)
WR:It was Coventry. (Wrong)
IU:No - it was Sunderland.
WR:Ah, of course!
Question 5
At the end of 2007,who had scored more goals for United
Ryan Giggs or Paul Scholes?
JOS:Hmmm.....Scholesy.(Wrong)
IU:It's Giggsy. [John leaps up,mortified he wasn't right].
WR:Giggsy. (correct)
IU:Well done.
WR:How many did Sheasy get right?
IU:You beat him by one.
WR:Yes!! Where is he?! I'm going to find him...
JOS:Total 3/5
WR:Total 4/5.
魯胖獲勝!!
中譯(有翻錯的部分歡迎指證)
第一題
在毆冠比賽裡,在主場對陣基輔迪那摩的時候,誰打進了他在曼聯的第一球
奧謝:是皮克 (答對了)
魯尼:恩,{停頓了一下} 那場比賽是4-0嗎?
主考者:沒錯
魯尼:喔,是皮克 (答對了)
第二題
在客場對陣槍手的比賽裡,誰是裁判?
奧謝:Howard Webb.(答對了)
魯尼:恩,是誰阿?..我知道他是個光頭! 痾.....Howard Webb. (答對了)
第三題
在主場2-0贏布萊克本的比賽裡,對方誰吃了紅牌?
奧謝:David Dunn (答對了)
魯尼:David Dunn (答對了)
第四題
安德森的處子秀是在對上誰的時候?
奧謝:喔, 這考倒我了...是在我們的主場嗎?
主考者:對
奧謝:..{絞盡腦汁} 我們在對上Coventry之前是對誰?
[這時候守門員教練Richard Hartis路過]
奧謝:Richard,我被考倒了,你可以幫我一下嗎,安德森的處子秀是對誰阿?
[Richard有點冏,指著奧謝前方桌上的賽程表]
奧謝:不行,我是吉祥物,我不能作弊.
奧謝:再給我一點小提示
主考者:跟前紅魔隊員有些關聯
奧謝:伯明罕? no no no...布萊克本....no...阿,我放棄了.
主考者:桑德蘭.
奧謝:喔,no 我知道的! (奧謝答錯)
魯尼:是在對上Coventry的時候 (魯尼也答錯)
主考者:不對,是在對上桑德蘭的時候.
魯尼:喔 ,當然!
第五題
誰在2007年為曼聯貢獻比較多球,是Giggs還是Scholes?
奧謝:恩...是阿菇 (奧謝再次答錯)
主考者:是Giggsy才對 [奧謝跳了起來,對自己答錯感到有些慚愧]
魯尼:Giggsy (答對了)
主考者:不錯
魯尼:奧謝答對了幾題?
主考者:你比他多對了一題
魯尼:Yes,他在哪裡?! 我要去找他.... (魯胖你是想要去炫燿吧XD)
比賽結果:
奧謝=>五題答對三題
魯尼=>五題答對四題
魯尼勝\(^▽^)/
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