[瓦特] 死神精障文

[nh60211as (xXx_5354M3_31M0_xXx)]

https://boards.4channel.org/vt/thread/4731641/be-mori

昨天晚上看到的
太好笑了給你們看

>你是森美聲
>be Mori

>你的親密好友找你一起去應徵最大的vtuber公司並幫助了你進入vtuber產業
>your very close friend helps you get into the vtuber industry by 
recommending you to send an application to the top agency which she also
applied for

>你在她之前通過了徵選，而她則繼續獨立vtuber的生涯
>you pass the auditions ahead of her and get the gig while she has to
continue her career as an indie chuuba

>你感覺很糟
>feel like shit

>你的朋友安慰你並告訴你沒有關係
>your friend tells you it's okay and pats you on the back

>在精神上支持你並且在vtuber的基本事務上幫助你
>emotionally supports you while helping you out with the basics

>在幾個月後終於出道
>finally debut after months in preparation

>你現在非常地熱門
>you are now immensely popular

>你的第一部MV在首週就有上百萬的點閱，這是你作為獨立音樂家永遠都無法達到的
>your first MV gets millions of views right off first week, something you
could never do during your days as an indie artist

>得到了忠實的粉絲群
>gain a loyal fanbase

>成為公司的金雞母之一
>become one of the top earners in your company

>從在日本當社畜搖身一變成為西方的vtuber產業門面
>you went from living as a wagecuck in japan to being the face of vtuber 
industry in the west

>你想要幫助當初讓你進入這個產業的人
>you want to support the person who helped you get into this gig

>經紀人說絕對不行
>managers say absolutely not

>強迫你待在(Hololive的)泡泡中，儘管你的日本前輩常常跟Hololive以外的人連動
>force you to stay inside your bubble even though your JP senpais collab
outside of hololive all the time

>被迫跟一群陌生人互動，而你真正的朋友則在他們的圈子裡玩得開心
>be forced to interact with a group of strangers when your actual friends are
having fun in their clique

>跟你的新朋友敞開心胸，儘管你仍然無法忘懷無法幫助你的恩人這件事
>open up to your new friends even though it still bites you that you can't
help the people who helped you get here grow

>幾個月過後，上層總算給你開綠燈了
>months later, management finally gives you the OK

>告訴你的粉絲你要跟獨立vtuber連動
>tell your fanbase that you want to collab with indies

>你的忠實粉絲支持你，但是公司(Hololive)的粉絲發瘋了，因為他們認為只有Hololive
的vtuber才是重要的，任何社外連動都是"蹭"
>your loyal fanbase supports you but the company's fanbase loses their shit
because their corporation's vtubers are the only ones who matter to them and
any outside collabs are "allowing them to leech"

>你想做的完全只是回報當初幫助你的人
>all you want to do is literally just repay the person who helped you

>"先跟你的前輩連動"他們說道
>"collab with your senpai first" they say

>儘管你不太會說日文，而你試著說日文時他們會取笑你
>even though you can barely speak Japanese and when you try they shit and
make fun of you

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※ 編輯: nh60211as (111.251.130.128 臺灣), 06/08/2021 10:07:36
推 Sechslee: 夠精障 推了
推 better83214: 她好友是誰阿
推 Benbenyale: 太精了吧 試著說日文會被嘲笑 不是歧視日文嗎
推 justinchiao: 每一國都會嘲笑有口音的人啊，蠻正常的
推 terrence000: 原串下好多箱推狂粉喔 怕怕
→ nh60211as: 她朋友應該是 Milky Queen
→ terrence000: 但反過來也有理啦 你齁也不是做慈善讓你想怎樣就怎樣
推 rp20031219: 卡文真的要把死神奶死了 怕
推 Arigatosam: 死神最近也太慘了ㄅ
→ nh60211as: 最近/vt/一半的版面都是死神
推 ybz612: 訂閱死神 打倒cover
→ Arigatosam: 該打倒的是卡文吧真的太扯了
→ shoshosho69: 誰啦 別蹭
推 handfox: Milky Queen喔，我有看她但不知道原來有這關係
推 sole772pk37: 笑了
推 a1234555: 都說是精障文，怎麼有人會信==
→ walter741225: 那個SV連動我以為是SV工商的延伸直播而以耶
→ walter741225: 故事寫得很好可是太早了 她還沒"真的跟朋友連動"
推 chuchu000: 你的忠實粉絲支持你，但是公司(Hololive)的粉絲發瘋了
→ chuchu000: ，因為他們認為只有Hololive的vtuber才是重要的，任何
→ chuchu000: 社外連動都是"蹭"
→ chuchu000: 笑惹