作者nin64 (Gary)
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標題Re: [陸聞] 《Viperalley》:Barkley 50大經典語錄
時間Thu Sep 18 06:29:29 2008
※ 引述《airzoom (This is CheZ)》之銘言:
第一篇翻譯實在...很誇張
一些單詞的錯誤就不列了
這邊訂正一些意思幾乎完全不同的:
: 46. "You can talk without saying a thing.
: I don't ever want to be that type of person."
有些人可以不說一句話也能表達事情.
我一點都不想成為那種人.
: 42. On the Enron scandal investigation:
: "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron,
: and there they are holding hearings.
: That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool."
這些政客幾乎都拿了安隆的好處,
現在他們卻來主持審訊,
就像讓新普森加入Rae Carruth(殺害懷孕女友的球員)的陪審團一樣.
: 39. "Every time I think about changing a diaper,
: I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster
: to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter's old enough
: to take care of that herself."
每當我想到換尿片這檔事,
我在場上就會跑的更認真更快一點,
好確認我有辦法負擔一個奶媽直到我女兒能照顧自己.
: 38. EJ: "Did you graduate from Auburn?"
: Charles: "No, but I have a couple people working for me who did."
EJ:"你從Auburn畢業的嗎?"
Barkley:"不是,我手下幾個幫我做事的人才是."
: 36. Ernie Johnson, on Reggie Evans being caught grabbing the rocks
: of Chris Kaman: "(Reggie Evans) got caught with his hand in the
: cookie jar."
: Charles Barkley: "Ernie, I don't know where you get your cookies
: at but the rest of us don't get ours there."
Ernie 在 Evans 對 Kaman 的偷桃事件時說:"他被逮個正著(caught with his hand
in the cookie jar-手還放在餅乾罐裡面時被發現, 英文諺語)
Barkley:"Ernie, 我不知道你的餅乾是哪裡拿來的,不過我們都不想從那邊拿."
: 26. "If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality,
: she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard,
: he can't play a lick. Same thing."
如果你跟一個女孩出去,大家都稱讚她個性很好,代表她很醜
如果大家說一個球員很認真,代表他打得很爛,一樣的道理.
: 24. Barkley on Ernie Johnson and Kenny Smith eating a box of hot
: Krispy Kreme donuts in front of him:
: “Both of y’all are2 going to hell for that.
: Y’all are going to hell with a first-class ticket.
: Is that how you treat your partner?
: Krispy Kreme might be the greatest invention in the history of
: civilization when they’re hot. Y’all are cruel man.”
Ernie 跟 Kenny 在 Barkley 面前吃熱的 Krispy Kremethe 甜甜圈(美國知名品牌)
Barkley:"你們兩個該死的,你們該坐頭等艙去地獄,這是你們對待夥伴的方式嗎?
熱的 Krispy Kremethe 甜甜圈可能是史上最偉大的發明,
你們兩個殘酷的傢伙."
: 21. Charles Barkley after seeing a picture of Sam Cassell on the screen:
: "Phone home." And later he remarks to Kenny, "Sam Cassell is a good guy,
: but he's not going to wind up on the cover of GQ anytime soon."
Barkley 看了 Cassell 的圖片之後跟 Kenny 說:
"Cassell 是個好人,可是他真的沒辦法上 GQ 雜誌的封面."
: 20. While watching someone in Australia put $1 million worth of rubies
: on a table: "Damn, must not be any black folks in Australia.
: You can't just leave $1 million worth of jewelry lying around the 'hood."
看到澳洲有人在桌上放了價值一百萬的寶石後說:
"靠,澳洲一定沒有黑人,沒人敢在黑人區亮出價值一百萬的珠寶."
: 18. On the goal of the '92 Olympic Dream Team when playing Panama
: in the Tournament of the Americas: "To get the Canal back."
92夢幻隊時談到對巴拿馬的目標:
"把運河拿回來 ."
(巴拿馬運河由美國開鑿,後來歸還巴拿馬政府)
: 17. To Kenny: "Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too close,
: kissin his!"
跟Kenny說:"歐拉以前沒教訓你因為你太會拍他馬屁了."
(這邊應該是玩kick ass跟kiss ass的雙關,保證跟姚明無關...)
: 15. On supersized Oliver Miller: "You can't even jump high enough to
: touch the rim, unless they put a Big Mac on it."
對大胖子 Oliver Miller 說:
"你跳起來連籃板都碰不到,除非有人在上面放個麥香堡."
: 14. "All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring,
: my grades would be fine."
我只知道只要我繼續在東南聯盟當得分王,我的成績就不會有問題.
: 10. On the Portland Trail Blazers
: (back when they were known as the Jail Blazers)
: serving Thanksgiving meals:
: "In between arrests they do community service."
波特蘭拓荒者提供感恩節餐點(當時還被戲稱為Jail Blazers)
Barkley:"他們在幾次被逮捕的空檔中會做一些社區服務."
(保證跟死不死無關...)
: 9. "Yeah Ernie, its called defense,
: I mean I wouldn't know anything about it personally
: but I've heard about it through the grapevine.
是的, Ernie, 這就叫防守, 雖然我本人對這玩意兒一無所知,
不過我在一些小道消息中有聽說過.
(保證跟州長無關...)
: 8. "Well, when I went off to college,
: the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat.
: Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat.
: Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them."
恩,當我離開學校的時候, 我一些哥兒們去了加油站打工並且投票給民主黨
現在他們還是在加油站打工並投票給民主黨
我猜民主黨並沒有為他們做太多事
(保證跟布希無關...)
: 7. "When I was recruited at Auburn [university],
: they took me to a strip joint. When I saw those titties on Buffy,
: I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements."
我被 Auburn 徵選的時候,他們帶我去一家脫衣舞夜總會,
當我看到那些正姊身上的咪咪,我確定 Auburn 這學校有符合我的學業需求
: 6. "Hey Stanley, you could be a great player
: if you learned just two words: I'm full."
: — Barkley yelling to 300-plus-pound Houston Rockets
: teammate Stanley Roberts
"Hey Stanley, 你只要你學會四個字就能成為一個偉大的球員:
"我吃飽了."
Barkley 對他300多磅重的隊友Stanley Roberst說.
: 5. "I heard Tonya Harding is calling herself the
: Charles Barkley of figure skating.
: I was going to sue her for defamation of character,
: but then I realized I have no character."
我聽說 Tonya Harding 自稱花式溜冰界的 Charles Barkley,
我本來打算控告她污衊我的人格
不過後來想想我其實沒有人格.
(Tonya Harding,美國花式溜冰冠軍)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonya_Harding
: 3. On Jerry Krause still being able to keep his job as GM of the Chicago Bulls:
: "Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex
: with a monkey."
對於Krause還能繼續當公牛GM的評語:
"他手上一定握有老闆的老婆跟猴子上床的照片."
: 2. After throwing a guy through a 1st floor window in a bar Charles
: was in front of the judge.
: Judge: "Your sanctions are community service and a fine,
: do you have any regrets?"
: Charles: "Yeah I regret we weren't on a higher floor"
Barkey因為把人從窗戶扔出去進了法院
法官對他說:"你被判處社區服務與罰款,你感到後悔嗎?"
Barkley:"是的,我後悔我當時不是在更高的樓層."
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※ 編輯: nin64 來自: 12.44.178.253 (09/18 06:55)
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