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※ 引述《airzoom (This is CheZ)》之銘言: 第一篇翻譯實在...很誇張 一些單詞的錯誤就不列了 這邊訂正一些意思幾乎完全不同的: : 46. "You can talk without saying a thing. : I don't ever want to be that type of person." 有些人可以不說一句話也能表達事情. 我一點都不想成為那種人. : 42. On the Enron scandal investigation: : "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, : and there they are holding hearings. : That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." 這些政客幾乎都拿了安隆的好處, 現在他們卻來主持審訊, 就像讓新普森加入Rae Carruth(殺害懷孕女友的球員)的陪審團一樣. : 39. "Every time I think about changing a diaper, : I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster : to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter's old enough : to take care of that herself." 每當我想到換尿片這檔事, 我在場上就會跑的更認真更快一點, 好確認我有辦法負擔一個奶媽直到我女兒能照顧自己. : 38. EJ: "Did you graduate from Auburn?" : Charles: "No, but I have a couple people working for me who did." EJ:"你從Auburn畢業的嗎?" Barkley:"不是,我手下幾個幫我做事的人才是." : 36. Ernie Johnson, on Reggie Evans being caught grabbing the rocks : of Chris Kaman: "(Reggie Evans) got caught with his hand in the : cookie jar." : Charles Barkley: "Ernie, I don't know where you get your cookies : at but the rest of us don't get ours there." Ernie 在 Evans 對 Kaman 的偷桃事件時說:"他被逮個正著(caught with his hand in the cookie jar-手還放在餅乾罐裡面時被發現, 英文諺語) Barkley:"Ernie, 我不知道你的餅乾是哪裡拿來的,不過我們都不想從那邊拿." : 26. "If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, : she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, : he can't play a lick. Same thing." 如果你跟一個女孩出去,大家都稱讚她個性很好,代表她很醜 如果大家說一個球員很認真,代表他打得很爛,一樣的道理. : 24. Barkley on Ernie Johnson and Kenny Smith eating a box of hot : Krispy Kreme donuts in front of him: : “Both of y’all are2 going to hell for that. : Y’all are going to hell with a first-class ticket. : Is that how you treat your partner? : Krispy Kreme might be the greatest invention in the history of : civilization when they’re hot. Y’all are cruel man.” Ernie 跟 Kenny 在 Barkley 面前吃熱的 Krispy Kremethe 甜甜圈(美國知名品牌) Barkley:"你們兩個該死的,你們該坐頭等艙去地獄,這是你們對待夥伴的方式嗎? 熱的 Krispy Kremethe 甜甜圈可能是史上最偉大的發明, 你們兩個殘酷的傢伙." : 21. Charles Barkley after seeing a picture of Sam Cassell on the screen: : "Phone home." And later he remarks to Kenny, "Sam Cassell is a good guy, : but he's not going to wind up on the cover of GQ anytime soon." Barkley 看了 Cassell 的圖片之後跟 Kenny 說: "Cassell 是個好人,可是他真的沒辦法上 GQ 雜誌的封面." : 20. While watching someone in Australia put $1 million worth of rubies : on a table: "Damn, must not be any black folks in Australia. : You can't just leave $1 million worth of jewelry lying around the 'hood." 看到澳洲有人在桌上放了價值一百萬的寶石後說: "靠,澳洲一定沒有黑人,沒人敢在黑人區亮出價值一百萬的珠寶." : 18. On the goal of the '92 Olympic Dream Team when playing Panama : in the Tournament of the Americas: "To get the Canal back." 92夢幻隊時談到對巴拿馬的目標: "把運河拿回來 ." (巴拿馬運河由美國開鑿,後來歸還巴拿馬政府) : 17. To Kenny: "Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too close, : kissin his!" 跟Kenny說:"歐拉以前沒教訓你因為你太會拍他馬屁了." (這邊應該是玩kick ass跟kiss ass的雙關,保證跟姚明無關...) : 15. On supersized Oliver Miller: "You can't even jump high enough to : touch the rim, unless they put a Big Mac on it." 對大胖子 Oliver Miller 說: "你跳起來連籃板都碰不到,除非有人在上面放個麥香堡." : 14. "All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, : my grades would be fine." 我只知道只要我繼續在東南聯盟當得分王,我的成績就不會有問題. : 10. On the Portland Trail Blazers : (back when they were known as the Jail Blazers) : serving Thanksgiving meals: : "In between arrests they do community service." 波特蘭拓荒者提供感恩節餐點(當時還被戲稱為Jail Blazers) Barkley:"他們在幾次被逮捕的空檔中會做一些社區服務." (保證跟死不死無關...) : 9. "Yeah Ernie, its called defense, : I mean I wouldn't know anything about it personally : but I've heard about it through the grapevine. 是的, Ernie, 這就叫防守, 雖然我本人對這玩意兒一無所知, 不過我在一些小道消息中有聽說過. (保證跟州長無關...) : 8. "Well, when I went off to college, : the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. : Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat. : Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them." 恩,當我離開學校的時候, 我一些哥兒們去了加油站打工並且投票給民主黨 現在他們還是在加油站打工並投票給民主黨 我猜民主黨並沒有為他們做太多事 (保證跟布希無關...) : 7. "When I was recruited at Auburn [university], : they took me to a strip joint. When I saw those titties on Buffy, : I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements." 我被 Auburn 徵選的時候,他們帶我去一家脫衣舞夜總會, 當我看到那些正姊身上的咪咪,我確定 Auburn 這學校有符合我的學業需求 : 6. "Hey Stanley, you could be a great player : if you learned just two words: I'm full." : — Barkley yelling to 300-plus-pound Houston Rockets : teammate Stanley Roberts "Hey Stanley, 你只要你學會四個字就能成為一個偉大的球員: "我吃飽了." Barkley 對他300多磅重的隊友Stanley Roberst說. : 5. "I heard Tonya Harding is calling herself the : Charles Barkley of figure skating. : I was going to sue her for defamation of character, : but then I realized I have no character." 我聽說 Tonya Harding 自稱花式溜冰界的 Charles Barkley, 我本來打算控告她污衊我的人格 不過後來想想我其實沒有人格. (Tonya Harding,美國花式溜冰冠軍) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonya_Harding : 3. On Jerry Krause still being able to keep his job as GM of the Chicago Bulls: : "Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex : with a monkey." 對於Krause還能繼續當公牛GM的評語: "他手上一定握有老闆的老婆跟猴子上床的照片." : 2. After throwing a guy through a 1st floor window in a bar Charles : was in front of the judge. : Judge: "Your sanctions are community service and a fine, : do you have any regrets?" : Charles: "Yeah I regret we weren't on a higher floor" Barkey因為把人從窗戶扔出去進了法院 法官對他說:"你被判處社區服務與罰款,你感到後悔嗎?" Barkley:"是的,我後悔我當時不是在更高的樓層." -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 12.44.178.253 ※ 編輯: nin64 來自: 12.44.178.253 (09/18 06:55)
ammon: 101 09/18 10:15
liousta:XD 09/18 12:11
yansiro:這樣翻譯更機車 09/18 15:06
Realthugz:其實要挑的話 這篇還是挑的到骨頭 推~ 09/18 17:58
pcmangood:看了這篇,發現之前翻的大陸仔根本胡謅一堆 09/18 22:01
pcmangood:沒有原文的話還會被他瞎掰過去 09/18 22:02