Hmm.....Let's tell a tale..
Someday long ago,old Wang divorced his wife.
He was very sad,and he went to a bar to drink.
Sitting at the bar,he said "Hey waiter,come some Taiwan beer!!"
He paid 500 dollars,and he had no more.
After drinking,he went to a dark place to "release his water".
Then he fell and fainted there.
Suddenly somebody saw old Wang,and the man xxxx old Wang.
Later,the man give Wang 500 dollars.
Till old Wang waked up,he didn't feel comfortable and he
saw the 500 dollars on the ground.
"??? Oh~~here is 500 dollars.I can be drunk again!
He picked it up and walking toward the bar.
"Hey waiter,come some Taiwan beer!!," said Wang.
Then he still paid that 500 dollars.
Second time,he went to the dark place,did the same thing,and
he still fainted there because he drunk.
The other man passed by and saw him,hmm.....did the same thing!
Later,the man give Wang 1000 dollars.
When old Wang came to his senses,he really didn't feel good.
Seeing that 1000 dollars,old Wang still picked it up,and
walking to the bar.
This time,the waiter in the bar saw old Wang come in,he said quickly:"
you don't need to say! Come some Taiwan beer,right?? "
Old Wang shaked his head and said
"drinking Taiwan beer makes my ass hurt~~.
I would like to drink other things~~."
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