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One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America. A
lady came and
asked him, "Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, "No, I am
Banta Singh"
Another guy came and asked the him the same question.
Singh answered, "No No Me Banta Singh!"
Third one came and asked him the same question again.
Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?"
The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes,
I am relaxing."
The Singh slapped him on his face and said, "Stupid, idiot.
Everyone is looking for you and your are sitting over here!"
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A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly
gate
Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to
the advances in e
ducation on earth. In order to gain admittance, a
prospective heavenly soul
must answer
two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are in a year?
The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with T 's are Today
and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter was some what flabgasted and said, "OK, I'll buy
the Today and
Tomorrow answer,
even though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you
get 12 seconds
in a
year?"
The Singh replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March
2nd,etc"
Saint Peter lets him in without another word.
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Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high
and low
all around his living room.
Jasmeet : "What are you searching for?"
Santa : "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet : "And what makes you think that there are hidden
cameras here?"
Santa : "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why
every few
minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching
the Star World Channel'.
"How does he know that?"
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Having lost his donkey a Singh, got down to his knees and
started
thanking God.
A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what
are you
thanking God for?
The Singh replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I
wasn't riding
the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been
missing too."
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Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final
examination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the
question
paper five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes
his shoes off
and throws them out of the window. He then removes his
turban and
throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch
follow suit. The
proctor is very much alarmed, approaches him and asks what
is going on.
Singh: " I am only following the instructions here! It says
here 'Answer the following questions in brief.'"
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Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was
crying
like hell. So the other asked, "Why are you crying?"
The first one said, "I came here for blood test"
Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid?"
First one replied, "No, not that. During the blood test they
cut my finger."
Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one
was
astonished and asked the other, "Why are you crying?"
The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."
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A Singh goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he
goes to
wash hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager
comes
running and asks him, "Mr. Singh, what are you doing?"
To this the Singh replies : "Oye, see the board here ---
Wash
Basin."
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