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作者: kugi (想真心對妳) 看板: C-M_IN_TKU
標題: 邪惡的願望
時間: Thu Mar 9 14:02:30 2000
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邪惡的願望
Evil Wish
有一天,一個女人外出打高爾夫球. 當她把球打進樹林裡時,她進入樹林裡尋找小白
球並且發現了一隻青蛙在陷阱裡.
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the
woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
這隻隻青蛙告訴這個女人說: 如果你釋放我,我將回報你三個願望..
The frog said to her,"If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you 3 wishes."
所以這個女人釋放了青蛙. 青蛙說"謝謝你,但是我忘了跟你提到這三個願望
有一個附帶的條件那就是:當你許願的同時,你的老公將會比你好10倍"
The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you
wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
這個女人說:那沒問題.
The woman said that would be okay.
女人的第一個願望是:她要成為世界上最美麗的女人.
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world.
青蛙警告她說:妳確實了解到這個願望將會使你的老公也成為世界上最英俊的男人,
一個阿多尼斯(愛神aphrodite所愛的美少年),別的女人將會蜂擁而至.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make
your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women
will flock to.
這個女人回答到: 這沒有關係,我將會是世界上最美麗的女人,而他的眼睛將只會停
留在我的身上,因此"卡啦"她變成世界上最美麗的女人.
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most
beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM -she's the
most
beautiful woman in the world!
她的第二個願望是:她要成為世界上最有錢的女人
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
青蛙說:這將會使你的老公成為世界上最有錢的男人而且他會比你有錢十倍
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world and he will be ten times richer than you.
這女人說到:這也沒關係,因為我的就是他的,他的就是我的.因此"卡啦"的一聲,她
成為世界上最有錢的女人
The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and
what is his is mine." So,KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!
這時青蛙要求她許下第三個願望,於是她說到:我希望有一點點輕微的心臟病發作
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
like a mild heart attack."
PS:這個故事的道德教訓是:女人是非常聰明的,請不要隨意的惹她們.
Moral of the story : Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with
them
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