如果一個女人對你說:묊
YES = NO
NO = YES
Maybe = NO
We need = I want
你決定就好 = 答案已經很明顯了!!
隨便你吧!! = 你會後悔的
We need to talk = I need to complain
I'am not upset = Of course I' am upset , moron <笨蛋>.
You are certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about ?
I want new curtains = and carpeting ,furnitue, and wallpaper.......
Do you love me ? = I am going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me?=I did something today you're really not going to like
Are you listen to me?= Too late , you are dead.
當一個男人對妳說:
Do you want to go to a movie ? =I'd like to have sex with you, eventually.
Can I take you out to dinner ? =I'd like to have sex with you, eventually.
Can I call you some time ? =I'd like to have sex with you, eventually.
May I have this dance? =I'd like to have sex with you, eventually.
I love you . = Let's have sex now.
I love you , too. = Okey ....We'd have sex rught now!!!.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with
some other guys.
看完ㄌ妳/你有何感想ㄋ??? Do you think so ???
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