[轉錄][情報]極惡搞! 義大利人說英文!!!

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作者: djpilifire (DJ 文聰) 看板: joke
標題: [情報]極惡搞! 義大利人說英文!!!
時間: Fri Mar 21 01:40:46 2003


語音檔:
http://img01.rockacola.com/big5/download/11042_31724.mp3

內容:

"peace on you"

one day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning
I go down to eat a breakfast.

I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .
she brings me only one piece.

I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet".
I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate".

She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch".
I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!

Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant.
The waiter brings me a Spoon and a knief but no fock.
I tell her "I wanna a fock" and
she tella me :"everyone wanna fuck".

I tella her " you don't undertsand me...I wanna fock on the table".

She say : "you better not fuck on the table you sonnawabitch."

So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed.
I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet".
he tell me to Go the toilet.

I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed".
He say:"you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch".

I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you".
and I say : " Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth". I gonna back to Italy!


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