[網宣] NTU is the best college in the world

[powerchord77 (guitarhero)]

Hi

I am jimmy yang

I graduated from princetion university

Now I am a doctor at Harvard university

But I love a girl

Who is the most beautiful girl in the world

Because COVID-19

She live in Japan now

Studying 早稻田大學wbs

Her number is b00303108

My number is b00302158

We will marry this year

So we hope you come

Thanks

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※ 編輯: powerchord77 (39.12.252.45 臺灣), 11/16/2020 05:12:41
推 gaexpa014664: 所以現在是怎樣？炫耀還是做夢？
噓 Sibelius26: 滾去死一死
噓 unmolk: XDDDDD
噓 lanreless: r u from princetion hi sckool?
噓 jhct110: 是在幹嘛
噓 SSCSFE: bruh
噓 aure0914: Does this have something to do with NTU?
噓 deltz: are you from NTU cram school?
噓 transferlife: ......
推 fakeID: J個英文...
→ LaPAELLA: princetion在哪阿
噓 daye87: Girlfriend SUS
噓 fantasyice: E00
噓 AprilMight: おめでとう～～
→ tonyflu: 吐槽點太多一時不知道該怎麼辦orz
→ tonyflu: 總之，請原作者確定本文的分類，若為網宣則請符合網宣相
→ tonyflu: 關規定（詳板規第五章），或非為網宣亦請符合其他部分的
→ tonyflu: 板規（如繁中30字以上），請於今晚七點前修改完畢。
→ tonyflu: （我是不是應該打英文？
推 siscon: 查女的學號好像是台大五姬什麼的 男的學號鬧版過
噓 IokUdiefirst: 郭窩屁事 gan wow P shit
噓 ggian123: WHO CAR??
推 Derp: thank you I will go good marriage and a lot of children
→ Derp: ☺
噓 zzzz8931: 時間、地點？
噓 amichaell: 好啦我有笑xDD
→ OvvO: 亂成一鍋粥
推 NGGYU: ok i com if there food where when
噓 mark0204:
噓 ivanos: No problem
噓 aarzbrv: tonyflu沒有義務輸入英文吧？
噓 aarzbrv: powerchord77可去敲管爺的門，說不定可當下次短片導演！
噓 aarzbrv: 竟然有這個：https://i.imgur.com/xFfIwwy.png
推 emma789: 我覺得蠻好笑的
噓 ganhua: WTF
噓 Floweyflower: 你還是說中文吧
→ tonyflu: 等我一下，先s起來