恍神記

[orbital (一起來翻天覆地吧)]

某日英聽課堂中...
<Episode 1>
Lin: 請同學來幫我們唸以下這一段。
O:   What cause......뀊Lin: Wait a minute. We've just finished that.
     Are you with us? It should be the next paragraph.

<Episode 2>
O: The target group we choose is WOMEN.
   And the strategy we will use is fashion tips, because
   we think TEENAGERS would like to catch up with the
   latest fashion.

某宿舍美食廣場...
<Episode 3>
O 手中拿著兩包未吃完的餅乾準備帶回家獨享
Q 虎視眈眈地想留下來明天吃

Q: 你真的要帶回家吃喔....可是...
O: 不然勒??
Q: 唉...算了...不然我會愈吃愈肥...
O: Yeah~

(說這句話時真的是恍神)

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