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            邀請您的好友一同前來吧

            我們保證這將是您前所未有的瘋狂旅遊經驗

            在您思考的同時

            地獄之門早已為您而敞開:

              Through me the way into the suffering city,
            Through me the way to the internal pain,
            Through me the way that runs among the lost.
              Justice urged on my high artificer;
            My maker was divine authority,
            The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
              Before me nothing but eternal things
            Were made, and I endure eternally.
            Abandon every hope, who enter here.