作者: momoko (折疊好心情) 看板: momoko7
標題: [解頤] 證明題
時間: Sun Jul 7 21:53:18 2002
#1：Grils Are Evil
First we state that girls require time and money.
Girls = Time x Money
And as we all know " time is money."
Time = Money.
Therefore:
Girls = Money x Money = (Money)平方
And because " money is the root of all evil."
Money = (Evil)開平方
Therefore:
Girls = [(Evil)開平方]平方
And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls = Evil
#2：Men Are Worse Than Girls
First we state that men need ties, money, girls, and sex.
Men = Time x Money x Girls x Sex
And as we all know " time is money."
Time = Money
Therefore:
Men = Money x Money x Girls x Sex
And we all know men want girls as much as possible
Because they want to have sex as much as they can.
For them: Girls = Sex
As for men's proof that " girls are evil."
Girls = Evil
So
Evil = Sex
Therefore:
Men = (Money)平方 x Evil x Evil
= (Money)平方 x (Evil)平方
And because " money is the root of all evil."
Money = (Evil)開平方
Therefore:
(Money)平方 = Evil
Men = Evil x (Evil)平方 = (Evil)三方
Men's proof
Girls = Evil
Girls' proof
Men = (Evil)三次方 → Men are worse than Evil
So we are forced to conclude that:
Men are worse than girls.
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