女人的三個願望


有一天,一個女人外出打高爾夫球. 當她把球打進樹林裡時,她進入樹林裡尋找

小白球 並且發現了一隻青蛙在陷阱裡.

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.


這隻隻青蛙告訴這個女人說:如果你釋放我,我將回報你三個願望..

The frog said to her,"If you release me from this trap, I will
grantyou 3wishes."


所以這個女人釋放了青蛙.青蛙說"謝謝你,但是我忘了跟你提到

這三個願望有一個附帶的條件那就是："當你許願的同時,

你的老公將會比你好10倍".

The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
tomention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you
wishfor, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"


這個女人說:那沒問題.

The woman said that would be okay.


女人的第一個願望是:她要成為世界上最美麗的女人.

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world.


青蛙警告她說:妳確實了解到這個願望將會使你的老公也成為世界上最英俊的男人

,阿多尼斯(愛神 aphrodite所愛的美少年),別的女人將會蜂擁而至.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make
yourhusband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women
willflockto.


這個女人回答到: 這沒有關係,我將會是世界上最美麗的女人,而他的眼睛將只

會停留在 我的身上,因此"卡啦"她變成世界上最美麗的女人.

The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most
beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So,KAZAM -she's the most beautiful woman in the world!


她的第二個願望是:她要成為世界上最有錢的女人.

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.


青蛙說:這將會使你的老公成為世界上最有錢的男人而且他會比你有錢十倍.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world and he will be ten times richer than you.


這女人說到:這也沒關係,因為我的就是他的,他的就是我的.因此"卡啦"的一聲,

她成為世界上最有錢的女人.

The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and
what is his is mine." So,KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!


這時青蛙要求她許下第三個願望,於是她說到：我希望有一點點輕微的心臟病發作.

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,"I'd
like a mild heart attack."


備註 :
這個故事的道德教訓是 : 女人是非常聰明的,請不要隨意的惹她們.

Moral of the story : Women are clever bitches.Don't mess with
them.