原文來自於比較funk的國外雜誌 97年春出現於連線單車板
我們的Windwalker老大學長曾譯過一次
看看英文版吧，比較有味道
我手邊還有 Why MTB are better than men ?
也是類似的東西，下次再 po po
1.MTB don't get pregnant.
2.You can ride your MTB any time of the month.
3.MTB don't have parents.
4.MTB don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5.You can share your MTB with your friends.
6.MTB don't care how many other MTB you've ridden
7.When riding, you and your MTB can arive at the same time.
8.MTB don't care how many other MTB you have.
9.MTB don't care if you look at ohter MTB.
10.MTB don't care if you buy MTB magazine.
11.You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new MTB"
unless you go out to buy one yourself.
12.If your MTB goes flat you can fix it.
13.If your MTB is yoo loose you can tighten it.
14.If your mib is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
15.You can have a black MTB and bring it home to your parents.
16.You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your MTB.
17.If you say bad things to your MTB, you don't have to apologize
before you reide it again.
18.You can ride your MTB as long as you want and it won't get sore.
19.You can stop riding your MTB as soon as you want and it
won't get frustrated.
20.Your parents won't remain in touch with your old MTB after you dump it.
21.MTB don't have headache.
22.MTB don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
23.Your MTB never wants a night out with the other MTB/
24.MTB don't care if you are late.
25.You don't have to take a shower before you ride your MTB.
26.If your MTB doesn't look good, you can paint it with another color.
27.When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had
last time you were on your MTB.
28.The cops don't come after you kick the shit out of your MTB.
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