※ [本文轉錄自 leafy 信箱]
作者: ykc21@cheng.cam.ac.uk (Yi-Kuang chen )
標題: Fwd: Kissing Lessons (fwd)
時間: Fri Dec 12 00:01:17 1997
Kissing Lessons
> > > Article one : statement of love: the kiss
> > > 1. kiss on the hand .... i adore you
> > > 2. kiss on the cheek ... i just want to be friends
> > > 3. kiss on the neck ..... i want you
> > > 4. kiss on the lips.... i love you
> > > 5. kiss on the ears.... i am just playing
> > > 6. kiss anywhere else...lets not get carried away
> > > 7. lokk in your eyes .... kiss me
> > > 8. playing with your hair .....i can't live without you
> > > 9. hand on your waist ..... i love you to much to let you go
> > >
> > > Article 2: The Three Steps
> > > 1. Girls: If any guy gets fresh with you, slap him
> > > 2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, kiss her
> > > 3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to
> > > stare.
> > >
> > > Article 3: The Commandments
> > > 1. Thous shall not squeeze too hard.
> > > 2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one.
> > > 3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
> > >
> > > **Remember**
> > > A peach is a peach,
> > > A plum is a plum,
> > > A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue,
> > > so open your mouth, close your eyes,
> > > and give your tongue some exercise!!!!