[轉錄]性姿勢part2(請配合20269看)

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]

作者: greenday1006 (人心中都有安全期) 看板: StupidClown
標題: 性姿勢part2(請配合20269看)
時間: Fri Nov 16 14:09:20 2007

話說我室友A女朋友摔倒後~整個崩潰哭到不行

我跟室友B也不知道在旁邊該怎辦~果我室友A就去抱著他女友說(以下我用F帶替那個

我們的國罵)

室友A:對不起啦~我以後不會f妳f幹那嚜大力

女友(失控中)說:你知不知道你很用力A~我現在頭很痛A

以前就跟你說你太粗魯了~之前已經撞過一次洗手台了~現在又撞牆壁

(原來他們玩很大)~你到底f夠了沒阿~f妳娘咧!!!

還有~你是不是A片看太多阿~每次都要X在嘴裡~你知不知道味道很腥阿

妳那嚜愛弄~不會自己吃吃看喔(這讓我想起鄭公食子...)~我第一次聽到那嚜好笑的

女性心中的吶喊~連我都想跟他女朋友說對不起了

之後我朋友一直跟他到前把她抱住一直說對不起~2個人就一直哭~感覺好變態~"~

比現在很多偶像劇好看太多了~根本應該參加坎城影展

其實我跟我室友B聽到撞洗手台那一段我們就快笑死了~果然情侶吵架會抖出很多

平常不為人知的一面~所以千萬交往時不要啥自拍留紀念~分手後

就等著被廣大鄉民看影片紀念了!!!

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→ color23:幹]男友f太大力害我去撞牆壁，還很愛X我嘴裡
→ keysman:幹]男友f太大力害我去撞牆壁          推推推~~~
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※ tatebayashi:轉錄至看板 joke                                     11/16 16:40
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→ shadowsage:XD  真是太歡樂了
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噓 edwin22:沒圖沒證據
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→ e188920:趴3.....可能就練成鐵頭功了....= =
推 centimeter:很沒良心的笑很久...
→ uponchen:Part3 Part3 Part3 Part3 Part3 Part3 Part3 (敲碗~~~)
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→ ckiwi54:有夠色...可是好好笑XDDDD
※ moulinrouge:轉錄至看板 NTUmed91                                 11/16 23:01
※ shint:轉錄至某隱形看板                                          11/16 23:12
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※ ptt789789:轉錄至看板 b962040XX                                  11/17 00:16
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推 chisun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 快笑死了
※ ZXEVA:轉錄至看板 CH7th310                                       11/17 03:19
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推 a90610:...女性的吶喊..
推 boltsky:XD
※ lgagirm:轉錄至看板 TNFSH8915                                    11/17 17:00
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推 andy7604:我這時候剛好在放超人的主題曲......
※ chonhan:轉錄至看板 CMCKguitar13                                 11/17 23:38
※ jock78:轉錄至看板 NDHU-phy100                                   11/18 02:00
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