[轉錄][轉錄][轉錄]軟體工程師

※ [本文轉錄自 NTUEE103 看板]

作者: Kabangulu (妖精狩獵者)
標題: [轉錄][轉錄]軟體工程師
時間: Thu Mar  8 22:41:03 2001

※ [本文轉錄自 Kabangulu 信箱]

作者: [e-mail]
標題: [轉錄]不知道貼哪..就貼這吧....蠻好笑的
時間: Thu Mar  8 22:39:21 2001

作者: hoho (祝柏丞生日快樂)
標題: [轉錄]不知道貼哪..就貼這吧....蠻好笑的
時間: Wed Mar  7 14:49:50 2001

※ [本文轉錄自 hoho 信箱]

作者: [e-mail]
標題: 不知道貼哪..就貼這吧....蠻好笑的
時間: Wed Feb 21 19:47:19 2001

作者: aqsss (哈哈) 看板: Mentalvgod
標題: 不知道貼哪..就貼這吧....蠻好笑的
時間: Mon Feb 19 14:13:51 2001

很好笑哦,尤其看到最後....真的是狂好笑的... :ppp


 一個軟體工程師的進化

    The Evolution of a Programmer
    一個軟體工程師的進化



    High School/Jr.High
    念高中時的程式碼

      10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
      20 END



    First year in College
    在大學的第一年的程式碼

      program Hello(input, output)
        begin
          writeln('Hello World')
        end.



    Senior year in College
    在大學的高年級的程式碼

      (defun hello
        (print
          (cons 'Hello (list 'World))))



    New professional
    成為公司?的新人員

      #include <stdio.h>
      void main(void)
      {
        char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
        int i;

        for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
          printf("%s", message[i]);
        printf("\n");
      }



    Seasoned professional
    進入公司有兩年了

      #include <iostream.h>
      #include <string.h>

      class string
      {
      private:
        int size;
        char *ptr;

      public:
        string() : size(0), ptr(new char('\0')) {}

        string(const string &s) : size(s.size)
        {
          ptr = new char[size + 1];
          strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
        }

        ~string()
        {
          delete [] ptr;
        }

        friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &, const string &);
        string &operator=(const char *);
      };

      ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream, const string &s)
      {
        return(stream << s.ptr);
      }

      string &string::operator=(const char *chrs)
      {
        if (this != &chrs)
        {
          delete [] ptr;
         size = strlen(chrs);
          ptr = new char[size + 1];
          strcpy(ptr, chrs);
        }
        return(*this);
      }

      int main()
      {
        string str;

        str = "Hello World";
        cout << str << endl;

        return(0);
      }



    Master Programmer
    升成軟體部經理那年寫的程式

      [
      uuid(2573F8F4-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
      ]
      library LHello
      {
          // bring in the master library
          importlib("actimp.tlb");
          importlib("actexp.tlb");

          // bring in my interfaces
          #include "pshlo.idl"

          [
          uuid(2573F8F5-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
          ]
          cotype THello
       {
       interface IHello;
       interface IPersistFile;
       };
      };

      [
      exe,
      uuid(2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
      ]
      module CHelloLib
      {

          // some code related header files
          importheader(<windows.h>);
          importheader(<ole2.h>);
          importheader(<except.hxx>);
          importheader("pshlo.h");
          importheader("shlo.hxx");
          importheader("mycls.hxx");

          // needed typelibs
          importlib("actimp.tlb");
          importlib("actexp.tlb");
          importlib("thlo.tlb");

          [
          uuid(2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820),
          aggregatable
          ]
          coclass CHello
       {
       cotype THello;
       };
      };



      #include "ipfix.hxx"

      extern HANDLE hEvent;

      class CHello : public CHelloBase
      {
      public:
          IPFIX(CLSID_CHello);

          CHello(IUnknown *pUnk);
          ~CHello();

          HRESULT  __stdcall PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString);

      private:
          static int cObjRef;
      };



      #include <windows.h>
      #include <ole2.h>
      #include <stdio.h>
      #include <stdlib.h>
      #include "thlo.h"
      #include "pshlo.h"
      #include "shlo.hxx"
      #include "mycls.hxx"

      int CHello::cObjRef = 0;

      CHello::CHello(IUnknown *pUnk) : CHelloBase(pUnk)
      {
          cObjRef++;
          return;
      }

      HRESULT  __stdcall  CHello::PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString)
      {
          printf("%ws\n", pwszString);
          return(ResultFromScode(S_OK));
      }



      CHello::~CHello(void)
      {

      // when the object count goes to zero, stop the server
      cObjRef--;
      if( cObjRef == 0 )
          PulseEvent(hEvent);

      return;
      }

      #include <windows.h>
      #include <ole2.h>
      #include "pshlo.h"
      #include "shlo.hxx"
      #include "mycls.hxx"

      HANDLE hEvent;

       int _cdecl main(
      int argc,
      char * argv[]
      ) {
      ULONG ulRef;
      DWORD dwRegistration;
      CHelloCF *pCF = new CHelloCF();

      hEvent = CreateEvent(NULL, FALSE, FALSE, NULL);

      // Initialize the OLE libraries
      CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

      CoRegisterClassObject(CLSID_CHello, pCF, CLSCTX_LOCAL_SERVER,
          REGCLS_MULTIPLEUSE, &dwRegistration);

      // wait on an event to stop
      WaitForSingleObject(hEvent, INFINITE);

      // revoke and release the class object
      CoRevokeClassObject(dwRegistration);
      ulRef = pCF-Release();

      // Tell OLE we are going away.
      CoUninitialize();

      return(0); }

      extern CLSID CLSID_CHello;
      extern UUID LIBID_CHelloLib;

      CLSID CLSID_CHello = { /* 2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
          0x2573F891,
          0xCFEE,
          0x101A,
          { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
      };

      UUID LIBID_CHelloLib = { /* 2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
          0x2573F890,
          0xCFEE,
          0x101A,
          { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
      };

      #include <windows.h>
      #include <ole2.h>
      #include <stdlib.h>
      #include <string.h>
      #include <stdio.h>
      #include "pshlo.h"
      #include "shlo.hxx"
      #include "clsid.h"

      int _cdecl main(
      int argc,
      char * argv[]
      ) {
      HRESULT  hRslt;
      IHello        *pHello;
      ULONG  ulCnt;
      IMoniker * pmk;
      WCHAR  wcsT[_MAX_PATH];
      WCHAR  wcsPath[2 * _MAX_PATH];

      // get object path
      wcsPath[0] = '\0';
      wcsT[0] = '\0';
      if( argc  1) {
          mbstowcs(wcsPath, argv[1], strlen(argv[1]) + 1);
          wcsupr(wcsPath);
          }
      else {
          fprintf(stderr, "Object path must be specified\n");
          return(1);
          }

      // get print string
      if(argc  2)
          mbstowcs(wcsT, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);
      else
          wcscpy(wcsT, L"Hello World");

      printf("Linking to object %ws\n", wcsPath);
      printf("Text String %ws\n", wcsT);

      // Initialize the OLE libraries
      hRslt = CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

      if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {



          hRslt = CreateFileMoniker(wcsPath, &pmk);
          if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt))
       hRslt = BindMoniker(pmk, 0, IID_IHello, (void **)&pHello);

          if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {

       // print a string out
       pHello-PrintSz(wcsT);

       Sleep(2000);
       ulCnt = pHello-Release();
       }
          else
       printf("Failure to connect, status: %lx", hRslt);

          // Tell OLE we are going away.
          CoUninitialize();
          }

      return(0);
      }





    Apprentice Hacker
    駭客學徒階段

      #!/usr/local/bin/perl
      $msg="Hello, world.\n";
      if ($#ARGV = 0) {
        while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) {
          $outfilename = $arg;
          open(FILE, "" . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg: $!\n";
          print (FILE $msg);
          close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n";
        }
      } else {
        print ($msg);
      }
      1;





    Experienced Hacker
    有經驗經驗的駭客

      #include <stdio.h>
      #define S "Hello, World\n"
      main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}





    Seasoned Hacker
    有經驗豐富的駭客
      % cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c
      % a.out





    Guru Hacker
    成為駭客界的精神導師

      % echo "Hello, world."



    ***********軟體經理的進化***********

    New Manager
    新軟體部經理

      10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
      20 END





    Middle Manager
    中階軟體經理

      mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12
      Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello, world."?
      I need it by tomorrow.
      ^D





    Senior Manager
    資深軟體經理

      % zmail jim
      I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.





    Chief Executive
    公司的最大總經理

      % letter
    C:\\letter: Command not found.
      % mail
      To: ^X ^F ^C
    C:\\  % help mail
      help: Command not found.
    C:\\  % damn!
      !: Event unrecognized
      % logout
    幹!.. 誰給我過來一下.)



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