五個超爆笑的電話答錄機
1) Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now,
because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and
down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message
, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
2) Hi, this is John. If you are the phone company, I've already sent the
money.If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial
aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends,
you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
3) Hi, I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a
message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
4) Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent.
Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
5) (Sexy female voice with heavy panting) Hi, you've reached 555-3456. John
is in... (sigh) Oh no, he's out... (aah) Yes, he's in again... (ooh) No
he's out... (aah) Why don't you just leave your name and number and he'll
call you as soon as he... comes.
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世界上最遙遠的距離
不是 生與死 而是 我就站在你面前 你卻不知道我愛你
世界上最遙遠的距離
不是 我就站在你面前 你卻不知道 而是 明明知道彼此相愛 卻不能在一起
世界上最遙遠的距離
不是 明明知道彼此相愛 卻不能在一起
而是 明明無法抵擋這一股氣息 卻還得故意裝作毫不在意
世界上最遙遠的距離
不是 明明無法抵擋這一股氣息 卻還得故意裝作毫不在意
而是 用自己冷漠的心 對愛你的人 所築起的一道鴻溝
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