> > 機哩刮拉～
> > 職場守則,形容的不錯喔!
> > Lesson One 第一課
> > ---------------------------
> > A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
> > 有一隻 烏鴉整天就坐在樹上，但就是不做事。
> >
> > A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him,
> > 之後就有一隻兔子看到烏鴉，就問說：
> >
> > Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?
> > 我能學你這樣子就坐在這兒整天不用做事嗎?
> >
> > The crow answered: Sure, why not.
> > 烏鴉就說啦：當然可以，為啥不行？
> >
> > So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
> > 所以，兔子就在樹的底下休息起來，
> >
> > All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
> > 突然的，有一隻狐狸出現把兔子給吃了。
> >
> > Moral of the story is:
> > 這故事告訴你：
> >
> > To be sitting and doing nothing,
> > 想要整天坐著不做事，
> >
> > you must be sitting very, very high up.
> > 你就必須高高在上
> >
> >
> > Lesson Two 第二課
> > ----------------------------------
> > A turkey was chatting with a bull.
> > 有一隻火雞跟一隻公牛在聊天。
> >
> > I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,
> > 火雞說：我真的很想爬到這樹枝頭上耶！
> >
> > sighed the turkey, but I havent got the energy.
> > 但是我沒力氣！
> >
> > Well, why dont you nibble on some of my droppings?
> > 牛說：嗯，沒關係，那你要不要吃一點我的牛大便（英譯：狗屁，屁話）呢？
> >
> > replied the bull.Theyre packed with nutrients.
> > 我的牛大便是很營養的喔。
> >
> > The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found
> > that it actually gave him enough
> > strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
> > 火雞就吃了很多牛大便，就變的很強壯足夠讓火雞爬上第一排的樹枝。
> >
> > The next day, after eating some more dung,
> > 接下來的一天，火雞又吃了很多牛大便（狗屁，屁話）
> >
> > he reached the second branch.
> > 讓火雞可以爬上第二排枝頭。
> >
> > Finally after a fortnight,
> > 最後，兩個禮拜過後，
> >
> > there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
> > 火雞終於爬上枝頭很安穩的在休息，
> >
> > Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer,
> > 好景不常，一位農夫發現這隻火雞，
> >
> > who shot the turkey out of the tree.
> > 開槍把火雞打死了。
> >
> > Moral of the story:
> > 這故事告訴你：
> >
> > Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
> > (狗屁，屁話）或許可以讓你爬的更高，但不可能讓你成功一輩子。
> >
> >
> > Lesson Three 第三課
> > ----------------------------------
> > When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.
> > 當一個身體剛完成的時候，所有的器官想要當這身體的老大。
> > The brain said, I should be Boss because I control the whole body
> > sresponses and functions.
> > 頭腦就說；我應該當老大，因為我支配著整個身體的運作，反應跟功能。
> >
> > The hands said, We should be the Boss because
> > 接著手就說了；我應該當老大因為都是我在做事賺錢。
> >
> > we do all the work and earn all the money. And so it went on and on
> > with the heart,
> > 所以這樣的爭執就一直繼續著，心臟，肺臟跟眼睛也加入爭執，
> >
> > the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up.
> > 最後屁眼（英譯：白癡）也說話要當老大！
> >
> > All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss.
> > 所有的器官一同取笑屁眼想當老大，
> >
> > So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
> > 屁眼一氣之下，將自己塞起來，不爽，罷工去了
> >
> > Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the
> > feet twitched,
> > 在很短的時間內，眼睛、手腳就開始不聽使喚，
> >
> > the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.
> > 心肺也開始失去功能
> >
> > Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the
> > motion was passed.
> > 最後，大家還是決議讓屁眼當老大，
> >
> > All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed
> > out
> > the shit!
> > 所以,當所有的器官都在做事時,就老大坐著拉屎（英譯：說屁話）
> >
> > Moral of the story:
> > 這故事告訴你：
> >
> > You dont need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.
> > 想當老大根本不需要大腦！任何白癡都可以當！
> >
> > 能夠整齊的出門,就絕不邋遢...
> > 能夠乾淨的居家,就絕不凌亂...
> > 能夠簡單的表達,就絕不囉嗦...
> > 能夠樸實的自處,就絕不搞怪...
> > 能夠悠閒的過活,就絕不匆忙...!
> >
> >
> > 小蠍子云： 壞情人口中流溢氾濫的甜言蜜語～
> >
> > 傻情人心底翻騰漫駭的哀偶孤寂。。。。。^o^~
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