※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]
作者: superchicken (有夢最美, 希望相隨...) 看板: joke
標題: 標籤........
時間: Sat Apr 29 19:11:39 2000
在美國有些產品上的說明標籤很"智障".......以下是一些產品標籤上的說明。
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
Sears 吹風機：睡眠時請勿使用
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And thatwould behow?)
Dial 香皂：使用說明：如一般香皂使用 (那到底是怎麼用呢？)
On some Swanson frozen dinners:Serving suggestion: Defrost. (
Butit's just a uggestion!)
Swanson冷凍食品：食用建議：解凍 (建議而已喔！)
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.
某飯店提供的浴帽外盒：適用於一顆頭 ( 剛好放得進一顆頭)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
Tesco's Tiramisu點心：(印在盒子底部) 請勿倒置
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
Marks & Spencer麵包布丁：本產品加熱後會變熱
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
Rowenta熨斗：請勿燙身上穿的衣物
on Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate
machinery.
Boots 兒童咳嗽藥：請勿開車或操作機械
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
Nytol安眠藥：警告：可能會引起嗜睡
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.
某韓國製廚房用刀：警告：隔離小孩
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor
use only.
某中國製聖誕節燈泡：限室內或室外使用
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
某日本製食物處理器：請勿用作其他用途
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
Sainsbury's花生：警告：內含花生
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open
packet,eatnuts.
某美國航空的堅果點心包裝上(飛機上常會發的點心，內含花生、豆子、榛果等
堅果)： 說明：打開包裝，吃堅果
On a Swedish chain saw:Do not attempt to stop chain with yourhands or
genitals.
某瑞典製的電鋸(殺人魔會用的那種鏈鋸)：請勿試圖用你的雙手或生殖器停止電鋸
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
某兒童穿的超人服：警告此服裝無法讓你飛起來
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倚在窗邊的熟悉身影 隨著陽光的明暗變化消失無蹤
對著滿腔思念輕輕道出 "就算是夢也好 讓我多看一些"
好想再次擁你入眠 就算是一切都已成為溫柔回憶的今天
還是想用這臂彎擁你入眠 就像初相逢時的我倆
~~Au revoir
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