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作者: yoyoyoyo (我要看電影) 看板: TFG98HSIAO
標題: [轉錄][轉錄]花樣百出的便便
時間: Sat Apr 17 19:34:37 1999
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作者: Hevergreen (對不起...我錯了..) 看板: NTUIM-8
標題: [轉錄]花樣百出的便便
時間: Fri Apr 16 13:16:50 1999
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作者: tinchicken (也只能想想) 看板: KG87301
標題: 花樣百出的便便
時間: Wed Apr 14 12:40:42 1999
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Ghost Shit
The kind where you feel the shit come out but there is no shit in the toilet.
魅屎
就是你感覺已大出來 但在馬桶裡找不到屎的那種
Clean Shit
The kind where you shit it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on
the toilet paper.
乾淨屎
就是你把它大出來 看見它在馬桶裡 但卻在衛生紙上找不到痕跡的那種
Wet Shit
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it feels unwiped so you have to
put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin
your pants with a stain.
濡濕屎
就是你擦屁股50次後仍舊感覺沒擦過一樣 因此你得在你的屁股和內褲之間墊上一些
衛生紙 免得褲子被玷汙的那種
Second Wave
It happens when you're done shitting and you've pulled your pants up to your
knees and you realize you have to shit some more.
第二波
通常發生在大完後 把褲子拉上時 你發現還得再多大一些的那一種
Pop A Vein In Your Forehead Shit
The kind where you strain so much you practically have a stroke.
額頭青筋暴脹型
你得擠到幾乎脹破血管的那一種
Richard Simmons Shit
You shit so much you lose 30 pounds.
你瞧-這嘛多型
就是數量多到大完後體重減輕三十磅的那種
Lincoln Log Shit
The kind that is so huge you're afraid to flush without breaking it into
little pieces with the toilet brush.
林肯轎車型
就是如此巨大 你擔心若不先用馬桶刷把它弄碎可能會沖不掉的那種
Gassy Shit
It's noisy and everyone within earshot is giggling.
氣泡屎
很吵 聽到的人都忍不住偷笑的那種
Corn Shit
Self explanatory.
玉米粒屎
自我闡明了
Gee I Wish I Could Shit Shit
The kind where you want to shit, but all you can do is sit on thetoilet,
cramp and fart a few times.
老天!真希望我可以大, 大, 一直大......屎
就是你很想大出來 但所有你能做的只有坐在馬桶上抽幾回筋 放幾個屁的那種
Spinal Tap Shit
That's when it hurts so bad coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you
sideways.
(哈哈!不會翻 姑且叫做)骨刺屎
就是大出來時痛得讓你發誓它是橫著出來的那種
Wet Cheek Shit
Also known as the Power Dump! The kind that comes out of your butt so fast
your cheeks get splashed with water.
濺臀屎
也稱做強力轟炸 就是飛快地從屁股脫出後會濺起大量的水花在臀部上的那種
Liquid Shit
the kind where yellowish brown liquid shoots out and splatters all over the
toilet bowl.
液態屎
黃棕色液體射出後灑滿整個馬桶的那種
Mexican Food Shit
It smells so bad the room must be condemned. It's class of it's own.
墨西哥料理屎
它的味道如此難聞以致於房子得拆掉重建 它自成一格
Upper Class Shit
The kind that thinks their shit doesn't smell.
上等屎
那種自認為聞起來沒味道的
Fisherman's Bobber Shit
The kind where you are in a public restroom, there are two people waiting on
your stall, you shit and flush two times, but several golf ball size pieces
are still floating at the water line.
浮筒屎(大家看過魚竿上的小浮標吧)
就是當你在公共廁所 外面已經等了兩個人 可是你已沖水兩次 卻還是有幾粒高爾
夫球大小的浮在水面上的那種
Ambush Shit
the kind of shit that never happens at home, but usually at a party or while
playing golf. It is the result of trying to fart just a little, but you end
up with trouser chili and you walk bow-legged for the rest of the day.
偷襲屎
就是從不發生在家裡 卻通常發生在派對中或打高爾夫的時候 原本只是想放個小屁
但卻演變成褲底的"辣醬" 使得你接下來的時間都得腳開開 用O型腿走路的那種
Drunken Shit
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking.It's most
noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
醉屎
就是一整夜喝酒後在隔天早上大出的那種 它最大的特徵是在馬桶底部留下打滑的痕跡
Champagne Shit
You're so constipated that by the time the cork blows, a bubbly liquid streams
from your ass.
香檳屎
就是當那塊使你便祕已久的"軟木塞" "波"的一聲離開後 會有泡泡狀的液柱流出
屁眼的那種
Kling-On Shit
The kind of shit where, when you go to wipe it, it's there waiting on the edge.
就是當你要去擦它 它已經在那兒迫不及待待的那種
Blow Out Shit
The shit that's proceeded by a fart so vicious, you have to check the bowl
after wards to make sure there are no cracks.
爆出屎
就是在一個震撼性的屁響後 你得檢查馬桶是否有裂掉的那種
Exorcist Shit
The kind where yellowish-brownish liquid shoots out of your ass and burns our
ass while it splatters all over the toilet. (See Liquid Shit)
驅魔者屎
黃棕色的液體從你的屁眼射出後灑得到處都是 屁眼有灼燒感 (參考液態屎)
Peek-A-Boo Shit
It comes halfway out, then it goes back in, comes back out, goes back in, etc.
躲貓貓屎
大到一半它縮回去 然後再伸出來 又縮回去...一直下去
Pregnancy Shit
The kind where you're really backed up and it makes you grunt and wheeze for
along while until it finally splits your crack in a child bearing fashion.
(See Pop a Vein Shit, Spinal Tap Shit)
懷孕屎
就是你已靠著背 呻吟 喘息了好一陣 最後終於從臀縫中誕生的那種
Rabbit Shit
It comes in cute, round portions, but there loads of it about.Actually, you're
never really finished, but stop at some point from boredom.
小白兔屎
圓圓蠻可愛的 但數量驚人喔 事實上你都會在中途停下來不大了因為它多得令人
感到厭煩
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