"Women's English"
Yes=No.
No=Yes.
Maybe=No.
I'm sorry=You'll be sorry.
We need= I want.
It's your decision=The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want=You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk=I need to complain.
Sure go ahead=I don't want you to.
I'm not upset=Of course I'm upset,you moron!
You're certainly attentive tonight=Is sex all you think about?
You're so manly.=You need a shave and you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the light=I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient=I want a new house.
Hang the picture there=NO,I mean hang it here!
I heard a noise=I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me?=I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me?=I did something today you're really not going
to like.
I'll be ready in a minute=Kick off your shoes and find a good game
on TV.
Is my butt fat?=Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate=Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me?=Too late,you're dead.
Was that the baby?=Why don't you get out of bed and walk him
until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling!=Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
The same old thing=Nothing.
Nothing=Everything.
Everything= My PMS is acting up.
Nothing,really=It's just that you're such an asshole.
ㄏㄏ，先打一部份囉。
再找時間打另一部份............about men...
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不要太想我
不要因為太想我而影響了日常生活
那我會覺得很愧疚
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作者: zhilone (百世經綸一頁書) 看板: NTUot88
標題: MEN'S ENGLISH
時間: Wed Dec 8 23:55:02 1999
I'm humgry=I'm humgry.
I'm sleepy=I'm sleepy.
I'm tired=I'm tired.
Do you want to go to a movie?=I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner?=I'd like to have sex with you.
CanI call you sometime?=I'd like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance?=I'd like to have sex with you.
Nice dress!=Nice cleavage!
You look tense,let me give you a message=I want to fondle you.
What's wrong?=I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of us.
What's wrong?=What meaningless self-inflicted psychologocal trauma are
you going through now?
What's wrong?=I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I'm bored=Do you want to have sex?
I love you=Let's have sex now.
I love you,too=Okay,I said to,we'd better before.
Yes,I like the way you cut your hair=I liked ti better before.
Yes,I like the way you cut your hair=$50 and it doesn't look that much
different!
Let's talk.=I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep
person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
Will you marry me?=I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with
other guys.
(While shopping)I like that one better=Pick any freakin' dress and let's
go home.
I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well toghther=I am gay.
這是我英文課的補充講義內容....
我們老師是個女權主義者..........
所以....
這篇是很辛辣的 .....^^|
很多人應該不這麼認為啦....
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不要太想我
不要因為太想我而影響了日常生活
那我會覺得很愧疚
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