推 Hsaie:To IronChef: Yo！ 03/02 06:13
Yo Yo Yo…
Check this shit out
MC IronChef
Straight outta Canada y'all
We all know about this crazy Jamaican
Whose yearly bling runs to 20 million
Giant-ass homeruns, he can rake
Bigger than Michelle Damon's boobs, which are fake
His defense, let's just say it's like rollin' dice,
Sacrifice bunts he's only laid down twice.
His name is Manny, and we all know it
Negative forty-eight UZR? Forget about it!
His best buddy and teammate, Big Pappi
No doubt, the Greatest American Hero in History!
Manny! YO! Manny! YO!
Watch'em fly over the monster and just say GO!
Manny! YO! Manny! YO!
Kevin Millar is a useless stupid fat HO!
Manny! YO! Manny! YO!
Watch'em fly over the monster and just say GO!
Manny's team, the Boston Red Sox,
Had an moron manager that was just no Bobby Cox
Curt Schilling, prevailed on the day when his ankle was bloody,
Unfortuantely the rest of the staff is just damn shoody
We got some shitty relievers that should be down by the Docks
But thankfully we got Kevin, the Jewish Greek God of Walks
Our Declining Centerfielder, Johnny Damon left town
Went to NY for the bling, well he's just an assclown
Still the Faithful still believe, because we got big Pappi
No doubt, the Greatest American Hero in History!
Manny! YO! Manny! YO!
Watch'em fly over the monster and just say GO!
Manny! YO! Manny! YO!
Kevin Millar is a useless stupid fat HO!
Manny! YO! Manny! YO!
Watch'em fly over the monster and just say GO!
Bud Selig, some cracka Jurassaic
Came up with this contest, the World Baseball Classic
The Dominicans were bloody stacked aight,
Had a batting line up that so damn tight.
Pujols Vladdy A-Rod and Miggy Tejada,
Wait no A-Rod, he changed teams because 他沒懶趴
Manny said yes, but then decided he didn't want to play,
That aint his fault he likes to change his mind five times a day.
Still, Dominicans believe, cuz they got Pappi,
No doubt, the Greatest American Hero in History!
Manny! YO! Manny! YO!
Watch'em fly over the monster and just say GO!
Manny! YO! Manny! YO!
Kevin Millar is a useless stupid fat HO!
Manny! YO! Manny! YO!
Watch'em fly over the monster and just say GO!
We all know about this angry American
Whose yearly bling runs to 16 million
Baseballs he can hit alright, hit'em to downtown Manhattan
But hey, look, right there, he's getting an injection!
They say he's mad, he got a real bad temper
He says, look around, all these player-haters!
Look at that shortstop, with the ladies he's so deft,
But damn, why's he got no range to his left?
We all know him, his name is Gary,
I think he's mad cuz his wife fucked R Kelly
OOOOOOHHHH!!!!!
MC IronChef Out
GOD BLESS CANADA
(I didn't make that last one up)
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/253553p-217051c.html
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推 bacardi:頂阿!~~~囧rz 03/02 23:30
※ 編輯: IronChef 來自: 140.112.212.196 (03/02 23:32)
推 pago:Yo~ 03/02 23:36
推 star01:加拿大來的英文這麼好 XDD 03/03 00:15
推 LJEAOMU:Tony 你還是說中文吧... 03/03 00:16
推 guesthiphop:給我一點tempo 03/03 00:19
推 Levi:Kevin Mukkar is a useless stupid fat HO! 03/03 00:20
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推 vegas:Yo!Yo! Push! 03/03 00:30
推 JohnnyDamon:MC IronChef sucks! 03/03 00:34
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推 bacardi:我怎麼覺得..又有人要進小蝸牛名單啦?..XD 03/03 00:56
推 whitepony:太屌了啦.... 03/03 01:12
推 DAING:MC IronChef - -" 03/03 01:23
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推 dadaHOPE:Push Mc IronChef!!!!!! 03/03 03:14
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推 Carmelo3:Yo~Yo~ IronChef, I give you some tempo 03/03 07:29
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推 bestard:XD god bless 原PO 03/03 17:01
推 willyt:其實挺好笑的 100分 03/04 09:48
推 Ansel:XD 03/07 12:46