Re: [閒聊] R.J.的外號

[magickevin (快樂是種天賦)]

※ 引述《magickevin (快樂是種天賦)》之銘言：

只是發表一個有趣的.......姓名


Johnson是什麼意思？ 為什麼R.J.外號"big unit"(巨怪)

Wang又是什麼意思？






1. Wang

a) A very common Chinese surname
b) An ancient brand of computer systems
b) Penis, see dong, schlong, dork, johnson, cock, prick, dick





1. johnson

a man with a well endowed sexual organ

its long and distinguished... like my johnson (as in 'top-gun')


2. Johnson

 Slang for penis. Meet the SLANG NAME Johnson family. These names have

 NO reference to actual persons who may have these names.



Anita Johnson = "I need a johnson", ie, a woman who needs to get

                 laid really bad.

Annie Johnson = "Any Johnson" = I'll take any johnson I can get.

Emma Johnson = "I'm a johnson" = a "woman" who is REALLY a man.

Harry Johnson = "hairy johnson" = a guy who doesn't trim his bush.

Johnson & Johnson = 2 guys hunting for pussy or 2 gay guys, depending
                    on the context.

Lisa Johnson = "lease a johnson" = a woman who hires male prostitutes.

Max Johnson = super huge penis, or man who has one.

Sarah Johnson = "Is there Johnson (around here)?" = a woman hunting for cock.

Sharon Johnson = "sharin' johnson" = a chick who likes to have more than
one penis in her at the same time. Alias Sharon Cox or Sharon Peters.


建仔以後有機會承接R.J.的外號阿.......(汗)

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