[洋基] More sponsorship opportunities for the Yankees

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More sponsorship opportunities for the Yankees

Ken Davidoff's baseball insider

http://blogs.trb.com/sports/baseball/blog/

When Brett Gardner stole second base last night, in the second inning, the
Modell's theme song immediately boomed over the Yankee Stadium sound system.

Yes, the Yankees are now sponsoring their stolen bases.

Pete Caldera of the Bergen Record, sitting to my left in the press box,
expressed his disgust. "What will they sponsor next?!" he wondered.

"Hey, that would be a good blog item!" I told Pete. "I'm going to steal that
idea!"

And in the spirit of Henri telling Woody, "I'm going to steal your
girlfriend!" in this episode of "Cheers," here we are.

Understanding that the Yankees are hurting _ once again last night, in what
turned out to be a Yankees victory, many of the highest-priced seats were
unoccupied _ here are some suggestions to raise funds in order to, for
instance,  help pay Damaso Marte $12 million over the next three years.

(Marte被酸得真過份, 但看看這份BP的統計, 你可能會覺得還好而已, 2006-2008年可靠的
 RP的統計, 這三年中RP能穩三年的平均只有4.3個...

 Year  Year-1  Year-2  Year-3
 2006    20      10       5
 2007    15       8       4
 2008    14       4       4
 AVG     16.3     7.3     4.3
)

For every time Derek Jeter takes a strike that he thinks is a ball, and lets
the umpire know it - even though Joe Torre always would say, "If Jeter's
complaining, you know it must be bad call" - Robert Marc, the official
eyewear of the Yankees.


For every time the YES camera shows Joe Girardi looking incredibly tense -
Aruba, the official Caribbean getaway destination of the Yankees.


For every time Alex Rodriguez looks at himself on the ginormous Diamond
Vision screen - Windex, the official mirror-cleaner of the Yankees.


For every time Cody Ransom makes Yankees fans say, "OK, I'm sorry! A-Rod is
great and I don't know why I ever thought otherwise!" - the New School, the
official learning center of the Yankees.


For every time anything occurs that leads fans to say, "Now this is just
another example of why Joba should be in the bullpen" - Bose, the official
noise-canceling headphones of the Yankees.


For every time Robinson Cano loafs after a pop fly, or just waves at a
grounder - La-Z-Boy, the official recliner of the Yankees.


For every time a fan gets stumped by that "uniform number/math quiz" at the
Stadium - "The square root of Ron Guidry, minus Joe DiMaggio, times LaTroy
Hawkins after he gave up Paul O'Neill's number" - Tylenol, the official
headache relief medicine of the Yankees.

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