[閒聊] Late-nighters of the half-year

[leddy (耿秋)]

Jayson Stark這篇文章其實超多好笑的梗, 先列出最後部份。

2009年的電視late night脫口秀中，上半年中最經典的前三名。

‧第三名：David Letterman列出在變成索馬利亞海盜前，你應該問自己的前十個問題的第
  三題是："我是不是可以和Ross Ohlendorf好好相處...對不起弄錯了!這是你變成匹茲堡
  海盜隊球員前，該問自己的一個問題。"

‧第二名：Letterman表示："國務卿希拉蕊克林頓出席紐約大學的畢業典禮並發表演說，
  她告訴紐約大學的畢業生們：'努力工作，好好存錢，有一天你才買得起門票去看一場洋
  基隊的比賽。'"

‧第一名：Jay Leno表示："Manny Ramirez因為服用禁藥被禁賽50場，據傳是服用了女性
  的助孕劑。但是大家說錯了把這件事說成是禁賽，Manny卻說其實他是請了產假。"

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/columns/story?columnist=stark_jayson&id=4318990

Late-nighters of the half-year
By Jayson Stark
Updated: July 10, 2009, 3:28 PM ET
ESPN.com
Archive

Finally, it's the top three late-night TV quips of 2009 (so far):


‧ Third prize: No. 3 on David Letterman's list of Top Ten Questions to Ask
Yourself Before Becoming a Somali Pirate: "Will I get along with Ross
Ohlendorf? … Oh, wait. Sorry. That's a question to ask yourself before
becoming a Pittsburgh Pirate."

‧ Second prize: From Letterman: "The NYU graduation speaker is Secretary of
State Hillary Clinton. … She told the grads, 'Work hard. Save your money.
And one day you might be able to afford to attend a Yankees game.'"

‧ First prize: From Jay Leno: "Manny Ramirez is being suspended for 50 games
for taking a banned substance believed to be a woman's fertility drug. While
some people are calling it a suspension, Manny's calling it maternity leave."


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