[Blog] The tale of the hat stretcher

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這玩意還挺有趣的...

From 彼得 亞伯拉罕 的 blog

The tale of the hat stretcher
球帽擴張器記


The visiting team clubhouse at Tropicana Field has a contraption I’ve
never seen anywhere else: an electric hat stretcher.

在純品康那球場的客隊休息室裡，有一個我從來沒看過的新奇機器：電動球帽擴張器

This device heats up to 120 degrees. Then you place your cap on this metal
dome and spin a hand crank that opens the dome and stretches the material.
It looks like some manner of medieval torture device.


這機器是個金屬製半球體，它會先加溫到120度（華氏，相當於攝氏48度），
然後你把帽子放上去，轉一下手把打開球體，帽子就會被撐開。

「看起來像是某種中世紀處刑道具」

(這段感謝 Kinra 翻譯)


Phil Hughes has a fairly big head (sorry, Phil) but refuses to wear a
bigger hat. He rips out the lining and constantly stretches his hat out.
Ian Kennedy finds this hilarious.

那 Phil Hughes頭相對比較大（對不起，Phil），但又不願意戴比較大的球帽。
他把帽子的襯裡給拿掉，又經常的要把他的球帽伸展到最大，
Ian Kennedy總覺得那很有趣。

Phil saw the hat stretcher today and decided to try it out. With Kennedy
helping, they heated the machine up and started to stretch the hat. I stood
by watching, fearful that I would have to write a story about the aftermath.

Phil今天發現那個球帽擴張器，然後決定試試看。有甘乃迪的幫忙，
兩個人開始把機器開機然後開始把帽子擴張。我站在旁邊看，很害怕稍後
我得寫一篇報導有關這件事的後果。


“Young pitchers injured in hat machine explosion”

「年輕投手們因帽子機器爆炸而受傷」

Fortunately, the Franchise and IPK survived and the hat fit a little better.
All’s well that ends well.

幸運地，他們兩個人沒事，而且球帽看起來比較適合的(若是衣服我會說合身)

這事件有個好的結局。

http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2008/04/15/the-tale-of-the-hat-stretcher/

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