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[RollingWave (Lost in the Dark)]

http://www.sportsline.com/mlb/story/9612855/3

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Thinking of taking in a New York Yankees game in the near future? Because you
love the Yankees? Because you scored tickets to your local team's game and
they're going to be playing the Yankees?


If you do nothing else, for God's sake, bring along a sleeping bag! And several
bottles of water. And a book. And make sure your cell phone battery is fully
charged.

Because you're going to be there awhile.

如果你要去看洋基的比賽..請準備睡袋，水，書..跟電池滿格的手機...





Don't forget your seat cushion, either.

My butt is sore. My eyes are glazed. I've been pitch-counted into submission.

"Bobby takes more pitches than I do," said Yankees first baseman Jason Giambi,
a noted on-base percentage fiend, the amazement evident in his voice.

還要帶椅墊... 我的屁股好酸..我的眼睛也好痠..我被他們的纏鬥打敗了.

Giambi以不可思議的口吻說" Abreu 比我還會選球"




And Abreu? Shoot, I didn't even notice the 57-minute rain delay in Sunday's
game. I looked down, scribbled a couple of things onto my scorecard and, as the
delay lengthened, I just assumed Abreu was still batting. You can't imagine how
startled I was when somebody told me that actually was thunder and lightening
outside.

I mean, Randy Johnson and Mike Mussina could go out to lunch during one of
Abreu's at-bats and be back before it finished. Guys could retreat to the
clubhouse for a shower and a shave. They could slip a nap in while Abreu is
at the plate.

禮拜天因雨延賽時我根本沒發現..我以為Abreu還在打擊.. 一直到了打雷才發現原來比賽
中斷了.

洋基的先發投手大概可以趁Abreu打擊時出去吃飯.. 其他人可以去洗個澡睡個叫回來繼續
比賽 (其實RJ說他第二場比賽真的睡著了XD)



It sure is. Butt-boggling, too, if you're sitting there watching.


It's exhausting to everybody. Boston starter David Wells, after throwing ball
four to Abreu in the fourth inning -- six-pitch at-bat -- of what would become
a 2-1 loss Monday, screamed, "G-- dammit!" so loudly that he could be heard
clearly all the way upstairs in the Fenway Park press box.


看他們比賽不止是難以想像..屁股也難以忍受...

David Wells 保送了Abreu 後大罵髒話到記者席都聽到了。


"We haven't accomplished anything," he said. "We're not going to sit around and
party because we won five in Boston."

Jeter 比賽後的看法"我們不會因為贏了幾場比賽就開始party" (心中OS..因為我只跟女的
party!!)


I'm simply saying. If you're planning on attending a Yankees game, from here
through the playoffs, packing flare lights would be an excellent way to go, too.

Because you're going to be gone for awhile, so long that your wife and kids
probably are going to forget where you are, and after your daughter graduates
from both high school and college, they're going to need to find you when she
gets engaged and its time for the wedding invitations to be mailed.

And when Abreu is batting and it's still the sixth inning, maybe you can wander
out to the parking lot after a second-pitch fastball to send up the flares and
remind them of where you are

我只是說.. 如果你打算看完洋基球季的話最好準備個信號彈..因為看完後你大概忘了你在
哪...而你家人也已經忘了你在哪... 所以需要信號彈...




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推 jqh:我以為Abreu還在打擊XDD
推 joke1:蠻幽默的
推 Sijan:XD
推 blablalol:這篇真的很好笑...XDXD
→ gidapops:主撥不是說abreu前兩戰 投手對他用了102球..XD
→ gidapops:要是讓cano去用,大概是10場比賽XD
推 upscom:XD RJ好妙 王:松井桑 他真的睡著了 (戳戳)
推 gerkk:哈哈 .. 把大吉跟阿布排在一起,投手真的會很煩
推 zen0812:老實說..費城人真是洋基的好兄弟阿...來了阿布跟吃冰老頭
推 ju8633:老闆：我請你來睡覺的喔？  RJ：是啊...（擦口水）
推 merrope:接樓上 松井:沒關係 我也看了好幾部片了 (回頭繼續看)
推 oukeheo:阿布食蠶豆 賴斗冰吃太多 喜歡抖成滿壘再耍威! 洋基粉絲要
→ oukeheo:有覺悟啦 看比賽要做好保護屁股的準備 囧
推 immonen:這篇真的很好笑...XDXD
推 upscom:早上看完那場 超好睡 XD
推 Romulus:XDDDDDDDDDD
推 tc6289:松井是看義大利體育頻道吧?
推 newnewnew1:RJ:菸草都不足以讓我提神
推 upscom:少爺:我練投完 阿布還在打 囧
推 JackeyChen:XD 推文也頗歡樂XDDD
推 ThreeNG:我以為Abreu還在打擊XDDD
推 newnewnew1:超歡樂的你都不知道.....RJ(繼續打哈欠)
推 steany:RJ: 啥 我都睡完一覺了  阿布還在打!!!
推 maggieclc:小王:水桶的水都被喝光了 阿步還在打!!!
推 hikaruting:松井:X片都看到翹不起來了 ㄚ布還在打@@!!!
推 tc6289:X片看完還有義大利頻道可以看阿
推 micotosai:Pavano:靠妖..阿布打太久還我打嗑睡扭到勃子進DL
推 onset:樓上 XDD
推 gelee:     樓上的有XD到
推 steany:阿布：阿為什麼大家都不見了 我還在這裡打!!!
推 asdfzx:XD
推 jagdzaku:立斗(手機):喂喂,嘿跟大斯嗎?我要香草兩球,抹茶兩球還有
→ jagdzaku:草莓兩球...對,洋基休息室....(OS:媽的,阿布你一直磨我冰
→ jagdzaku:淇淋買不夠吃啊...
推 sorush:阿布：怎麼換投了?我還沒打出去咧 對方投教：棍 超過上限啦
推 upscom:厚黑:啊~ 你是打完沒 投手的手趕快冷掉了啦 (摔手套)
推 tlw0709:micotosai有機車到= ="
推 Sijan:大家的推文好有創意 XD
推 kylekyle:突然想到 既然阿布這麼會選球 他是怎麼被郭泓志三振的@@?
推 newnewnew1:因為當初在打瞌睡....= ="
推 seanken:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 whgamicat:XD
推 tsming:推文的機車程度也不輸國外啊XD
推 poorguy:PAINVANO:我的傷都快好了 阿布怎麼還在打.....啊~~~想了
→ poorguy:     兩秒.........又傷到頭了~~~~~~~~~~
推 chrislux:XD
推 chrisdo:XD
推 upscom:小小郭:我用了東方的神祕力量
推 rosayaptt:因為小小郭是 K U O !!
推 Rentch:因為他覺得那球可以揮出場去XD
推 airplanes:笑一個
推 tomer:阿布：為什麼我覺得我不能不揮... 不，應該說我不能打中球啊
推 succeed:小Q每次打我轉個身就打完了阿布去大號完還在打